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 Post subject: Shoveling
PostPosted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:48 am 
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Now I understand why old men just give up and die in their own driveway.

Fuck that.

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Now I understand why old men just give up and die in their own driveway.

Fuck that.


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Nomination denied. Get in shape. Be better!


Agreed.

Soft douchebag!

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I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.


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Caller Bob
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.


I feel ya Hank. I know exactly what you mean.
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Havent shoveled in years :D

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.

You have kids. Why are you shoveling?

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Hank Scorpio
 Post subject: Re: Shoveling
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I hate cutting the grass. That's what I'm going to make Hank II do. Shoveling will be my job.

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Douchebag wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.

You have kids. Why are you shoveling?

Pussification of America.

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DAC
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.


I don't love it but I don't mind it. I will listen to a podcast while I do it. I'll move when the day comes that I need a snowblower.

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Hank Scorpio
 Post subject: Re: Shoveling
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Douchebag wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.

You have kids. Why are you shoveling?


:lol: :lol:

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Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.

You sound like Caliban.
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Hank Scorpio
 Post subject: Re: Shoveling
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tommy wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
I love shoveling. Gets you out of the house and away from everyone when you're stuck in the house for a snow day. The best is doing it at like 7 oclock when its dark and quiet and moon is shining off the fresh snow. Very peaceful.

You sound like Caliban.


That went over my head. I'll take it as a compliment.

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I love it. It should be an Olympic event.

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A good snow blower is fun. Throwing ice 30 feet makes you feel like a man.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
A good snow blower is fun. Throwing ice 30 feet makes you feel like a man.


This, especially at 5:30 in the morning so I could get to work.

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I blew everyone on both sides of the block.

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I blew everyone on both sides of the block.

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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Move.

Part of the reason I bought a Townhouse. I love hearing the plows clearing the driveways at 4:00 a.m., rolling over and falling back asleep knowing all I have to do is pull out of my garage when I wake up.

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 Post subject: Re: Shoveling
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Franky T wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Move.

Part of the reason I bought a Townhouse. I love hearing the plows clearing the driveways at 4:00 a.m., rolling over and falling back asleep knowing all I have to do is pull out of my garage when I wake up.

I hope you thank JUAN.

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Douchebag wrote:
Franky T wrote:
Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Move.

Part of the reason I bought a Townhouse. I love hearing the plows clearing the driveways at 4:00 a.m., rolling over and falling back asleep knowing all I have to do is pull out of my garage when I wake up.

I hope you thank JUAN.
:lol:

ALL snowplowS are the SAME ??

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Shoveling is good exercise. Strong like bull.

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I blew everyone on both sides of the block.


So a typical day?
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Hatchetman wrote:
I blew everyone on both sides of the block.


So a typical day?


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Blew 6 driveways and MANY sidewalks today. I enjoy shoveling and blowing. If I lived in Buffalo I would get tired of it but relatively speaking, we don't get that much snow here.

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Shoveling? Cutting Grass. I pay the HOA to hire Mexicans to do those things.

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