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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:11 pm

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Congratulations Doug.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:47 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I am now the Director of Engineering at my company.

#fastrackforreal

Congrats.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 2:48 pm

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Made the switch to FIOS from Xfinity today. I am flying around the internet.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:02 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I am now the Director of Engineering at my company.

#fastrackforreal

Can you get sinic a job? Perhaps Director of Stuff?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:04 pm

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i don't think we could handle his ill-ness.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2018 3:10 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

i don't think we could handle his ill-ness.

Well how ill is he? I mean is he iller than super sick like he'll punch your dick check it with a mouse click and pick how slick your shtick will flick your bic and stuff.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:09 am

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Won $400 on a Super Bowl square!

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Tall Midget

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 11:16 am

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I ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's last night.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:03 pm

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what flavor

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:03 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Won $400 on a Super Bowl square!

Guitar lessons?

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SteveSarley

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2018 12:22 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I am now the Director of Engineering at my company.

#fastrackforreal

Do you get to wear one of those striped caps and walk around going "Woo Woo" like a train whistle all of the time?

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Keyser Soze

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:11 pm

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Had the first games of the year today and we got a guy who comes out hot hitting 95’s with a fuckin hammer. It was as a great day now i’m going out to get drunk.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 7:14 pm

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Congrats to Doug and Frank !

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:06 pm

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Tall Midget wrote:

I ate a pint of Ben & Jerry's last night.

"Like a Man..."

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 8:09 pm

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Peoria Matt wrote:

Congrats to Doug and Frank !

Finally tied the knot?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:06 am

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I made it another year. Yay me.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:19 am

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pittmike wrote:

I made it another year. Yay me.

https://youtu.be/uBwIw_Pl6lg

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GoldenJet

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:26 am

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Happy Birthday PM!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:27 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

pittmike wrote:

I made it another year. Yay me.

https://youtu.be/uBwIw_Pl6lg

Holy shit. I used to have that little plastic album recording (wasn't for Michael) when I was a kid.

That's hilarious.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:29 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

Terry's Peeps wrote:

pittmike wrote:

I made it another year. Yay me.

https://youtu.be/uBwIw_Pl6lg

Holy shit. I used to have that little plastic album recording (wasn't for Michael) when I was a kid.

That's hilarious.

We had one for each of us when we were kids. My dad loved it. Now we have them for our kids.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 10:37 am

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Terry's Peeps wrote:

pittmike wrote:

I made it another year. Yay me.

https://youtu.be/uBwIw_Pl6lg

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:02 am

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pittmike wrote:

I made it another year. Yay me.

Me too congrats. Love it when My bday and daytona are same day.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 11:50 am

In a room of just 23 people there’s a 50-50 chance of two people having the same birthday.

In a room of 75 there’s a 99.9% chance of two people matching.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 3:11 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In a room of just 23 people there’s a 50-50 chance of two people having the same birthday.

In a room of 75 there’s a 99.9% chance of two people matching.

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:36 pm

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tommy wrote:

Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In a room of just 23 people there’s a 50-50 chance of two people having the same birthday.

In a room of 75 there’s a 99.9% chance of two people matching.

A flute with no holes is not a flute.

And a doughnut with no hole is a danish.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Sun Feb 18, 2018 8:45 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

In a room of just 23 people there’s a 50-50 chance of two people having the same birthday.

In a room of 75 there’s a 99.9% chance of two people matching.

Happy birthday? No such thing.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:49 pm

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Have an interview scheduled to take Seacrest's favorite underhanded barb away from him, so you all will get a reprieve from my keyboard for a day or two. Don't forget who #2 works for.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Brag about something a very small % of people care about

Posted: Mon Feb 19, 2018 10:52 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

Have an interview scheduled to take Seacrest's favorite underhanded barb away from him, so you all will get a reprieve from my keyboard for a day or two. Don't forget who #2 works for.

Good luck.

Pro tip, don't discuss race or politics with people if you actually want the job. :wink: