This is happening as a result of my tendons being severed in the chainsaw massacre. Hopefully it can be addressed with more physical therapy. Otherwise I'll probably need another operation.

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Didn't your mom ever tell you that if you jerk off that much your hand will get stuck that way?

I was thinking about this whilst feeling my own arm curl up due to a couple of blasts of cold wind last night. If I had the $$$, I'd love to go back to work with my occupational therapists for a couple of weeks of working on the nerves which are my culprit.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Wtf (beyond the obvious) is with the news calling 47th and Hermitage the south side when a crime occurs, but the fucking southwest side if it's a remotely positive story.

Imo anything west of Racine is southwest

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

i got something here... a wonderful person tossed me a few bucks via facebook pay, but you have to have a debit card for it. i tossed all of my remaining cash on hand into one of those walgreens-issue debit visa cards and when i put in the prefix it says NOPE... so now all my cash on hand is gone and then since i had to put $20 on it to buy it i'm gonna be down $8 + "convenience charges" when i use this damn thing, and of course it's not wonderful cash... and oh yeah in appx 24mins the money i'm eligible to get is finna expire. seriously FUCK YOU DEBIT CARD BULLSHIT ADKFJADSLHFGLASDFGHSALFHGFSLD;HGASLDIHGOYCFNAOV8EYVNOMGXADOfrgie

still tho, god bless you mister clover/field!

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My wife is currently in the process of planning a family party on Masters Sunday.

No, I dont want to go now!

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Is it at the house? Or a house?

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Baron von Midget

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Frank does not have hand.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

He's gonna need it.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

That sucks frank.

Maybe you can hide in the bathroom and watch a feed on your phone

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Haven’t had hot water since Tuesday night.

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-- source

Must be the local VFW. With no Tv's or electricity.

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That sucks. Where are you showering? When I was out for a couple days I showered at the gym and took one cold shower which was awful.

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

It takes my toaster 15 minutes to make toast.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

You have a lite brite toaster?

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Get a new toaster

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

That VFW has a small TV sitting on a dryer available.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Hey Ghiradelli- do you really have to put the 70 calories in LARGE PRINT on the back of your strawberry bark squares? I was going to eat 3 or 4 of you. Now you can stay in the bowl, bitch!

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

Southwest side is Stevenson to 87th, Western to the Suburbs.

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Yeah, that's a designation that gets political...

I've been under the weather since Thursday and it took me 2 hours to shovel the snow today. I’m sure that will help.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Spent 5 hours moving snow yesterday for myself and neighbors to either side of me. Now I am coughing up yellow stuff and have an itchy
throat. Also was able to use my 15 foot snow rake and took a foot of snow off my roof and my neighbors. No one should ever need to own
a snow rake. I need to move south.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

The hand is fine. I've made it perfectly clear that I will be on my couch in front of my TV no later than 1pm on Sunday.

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It must suck to be married to a dope that bitches about scheduing a party due to a golf event. Put it on the fucking tv. Poor woman.

It sucks much, much harder to be you.

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Maybe, but at least I'm not pitching a fit like a baby for scheduling a party during The Masters.

There is no maybe about it.

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General Error sucks.

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We're trying to replace him.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!