MANY feel that way. I'm glad you are finally getting on board.

You're the most likely to be a serial killer but not the worst poster. Sorry!

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GO BEARS!!!

are you telling me there's no honor in the world's oldest profession?

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I don't think "bum" qualifies as a profession.

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actually in Biblical times being a professional panhandler was a honored and decent profession.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

i've never panhandled in my life. worst i've done is bug people for cigarettes... but hey i had a panhandler crash at my house a few weeks back and the dude would (supposedly) go to o'hare and bug people until he got $25 (which would take awhile cuz the airport cops will eventually grab you like "come on dude") but yeah.... i don't know anything about this because, again, i'm not going around asking people for money. i've only been asking for people to either let me have my own money or to help me access money that i already have.

but hey, if you're blessed with a pretty face + tits + hips you can go to the des plaines oasis (and wave to bears making child support payments) and make $30+/hr hitting guys up for money. sometimes you can exchange a phone # for $20 in one shot. #femaleprivilege

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didn't you just set up a Go Fund Me ?

I don't want you to be like me, sinic. I'm just bored with you and the way you beg for money without having the balls to beg for money. The way you beg is just like all the wine mommies on Facebook "oh I have had just the worst day..." you're just more "yo dog these dumpster donuts are the shit yo! Damn fine of like mcd to let me use they fly ass WiFi and make words that kinda rhyme and on tape in the store.".
I'm sure that's how easy e got started.
Anyhow no one wants you to be them. You couldn't misread people more if you tried. I've got a feeling that this is a problem that has plagued you your whole life. You sound like a whiny ass John Hughes teenager.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

no, i had $55 via facebook pay that i couldnt access because i needed a bank-issued-debit-card ($25 to open up a checking account + 7+ days to get it in the mail, by which time the $55 would expire) and the one i bought at walgreens wasn't bank issued.

it worked out that i found someone by chicago/pulaski who was down to do it, but then we did it and right when it finishes it's like "your bank MAY take 3-5 days to make the funds available" so of course the money didnt pop up so i ended up just giving the money away. that's why i tried asking here first, figuring someone might wanna do a decent thing for a horrible person, but nahhhhh.....

at least i got to see those two bobbing and weaving white/ish teenage girls in their car on saturday night @ chicago/pulaski rolling down their windows masta ace style with hiphop bumping and trying to bug random middle aged black people in traffic like LOOK AT HOW COOL WE ARE.... then i notice the glow of phones in the back seat and there's three black dudes in the back with their faces buried in their phones like "yeah we'll fuck em but we're still really embarassed by this shit too" --- essentially a $55 LOL right there, huh?

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btw, why are you posting here? aren't you supposed to be in a crawlspace, boy?

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Boy?

Yeah... and the crawlspace thing... woo that's super insulting too!
You got me dude! Woo! I can barely show my face around here now you got me so good.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

No, you set up a PayPal link

ok so whats your point? did i bring up the paypal link or did you?

honestly if anyone wants to toss me money i've been putting out a shit ton of product lately, and hey, you know, i could always write/record real rap songs. but i gotta hold something hostage because this draconian pedantic shit is annoying as fuck. and i'm not asking people for money, technically, i just gave people a way to toss me some if they want to.

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that's panhandling

It's hilarious that you work. I feel sorry for you

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

It's always the guys who are jealous who make the jokes about jobs. Very nasty.

I get a lot of support from people via PM. That and Seacrest exists.

so then what's patreon to you? those "content creators" make stuff and want people to "subscribe" to it, and people do it.... obviously what i "make" is definitely not "content" but hey my patreon is suitably hilarious =P

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I don't think Elmhurst Steve realizes it's a bit

so wait.... since darko loves to make dumpster diving jokes that means he's jealous, right? he clearly wishes he had the intestinal fortitude to believe in something so much he'd dive in a dumpster on dempster for it, but hey, instead he'll just crawl back to the security of his safe space in the middle of fucking nowhere to cast judgment upon people who IRL he stared at with this goofy/creepy grin on his face like he was at brookfield zoo all bernstein and the bonobos style.

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Perhaps if you made content that people would want to purchase?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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I bet your wife doesn't ACTUALLY think you're a dick chugging burrito. I imagine she won't be too surprised, though.

remember that time you linked your bullshit music on here? you have a soundcloud, right?

seriously, YOU telling me about content worth purchasing is a lark at best. i wouldn't even trust you to help pick out the color of the car i was finna steal (cuz we all know i'll never be able to afford one. duh.)

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This post will receive 25 PMs of support? Over +2500 under -1500

Ah, the Bigfan message board meme of MANY support my terrible views via PM.

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Pretty crazy that you can be a proud and out pedophile yet I'm the one who stigmatized. The times we live in!

I'd send you a PM, but I dont want to be subpoenaed.