The greatest kids ever. Turning into the greatest adults ever. Obviously. But be more specific. I'll jump in later

Go!!!!!!!

I really wish this post was made by Beerdown.

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- A kid that would be hated by his father. Because he would be light skinned.

- One hell of a middle linebacker. Even if it's a girl.

- A bad hockey player. Wouldn't even be allowed to play for that matter.

- Civil rights leader. Social justice leader.

- He would look like Da Ma Na. Except he would have a red afro. (Goff: )

Delete this turd's account..please

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Is this Peak Beardown?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

- He or she would hate white people more than any other person that ever lived.

- The Dad would hate the fact that the Mom made him move to Naperville.

- The Dad would no longer be able to call the house "The crib". She'd put a stop to that. (Goff: )

- The kid would never have parents that are married.

You've officially lost it..I was a fan at one time. Smh

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One that you'd never shut up about.

- Granted, he or she will be the greatest person in the world, but that kid will say a lot of dumb ass things.

- Their kid will say his or her critics are both racist and sexist!!!! (Goff and Julie: )

- Bernstein will hate their kid. Bernstein will compare their kid to Dusty Baker. (Goff and Julie: )

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Goff: Seriously playa, why did you make this scenario? You know I would never marry a white women. Especially a big one.

Julie: What?

Goff: Ummm, nothing. You know I love you, girl.

Julie: Mitch!!!!!

Goff: Fuck you, Beardown.

Beardown: You dug you're own hole on this one. You gotta be careful in this day and age. Bernstein should have taught you that.

Wait, I thought Julie and Goff already had a kid together.?

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It would be just like drinky. Cuz he's a dumbass.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

It's either Peak Beardown, or it's Broken Beardown

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Beardown makes his chained up sex slaves wear Julie and Jason masks

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

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This is a new low for the board. Beardown you need A)a woman or B) a man; Both if you into that type of thing. (Something tells me you are) C)A red sports car or a Harley.

Next time you think you have a funny idea for a post, forget it and go to pornhub.com

"Aggressively shitposting"

Offhand, I don't seem to recall such a universal expression of significant disdain for this dope in the past. MANY times MANY may have sporadically chimed in with a variation on 'fuck off' but I think this might be a new record level of folks wanting him to 'fuck off' and to do so asap. Camps is the club President so I'd have to see if he knows of another time (or number of times) of similar blowback on this scale.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Good post, Beardown!

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whoa.... before i came to the board today i had never ever invested even an iota of thought into the prospects of goff and JDC having sex. that's an image that's going to taint my brain for a long time now.... thanks beardown.

btw, i'm thinking it'd be a less privileged version of lena dunham cuz daddy wasnt some lame overvalidated lite-porno "artiste"

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you better pray i'm kicked off the phones/internet this season cuz i'm going to avenge my championship loss #ajpollockclub

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