Until approx. three days ago I felt bad for Sini

I don't think this thread is getting us closer to a championship.

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I've had a little time to ruminate on this so here's what I've irrationalized:

1) a wise woman once told me that the female body is a work of art and the male penis is a tool. I'm on Brett Favre's level now.

2) speaking of celebrity have you guys ever jerked off to the fappening? Hey Rachel Nichols, we're even! Loved you in GI Joe 1 (the good one with eccleston/doc9 killing it as destro) and continuum.

3) how weird is it that IMU wants you to look at my dick? Honestly I like to think I have a pretty nice dick so I guess the secret's out>> sinicalypse: deranged delusional dumpster diving loser with a fart of gold.... with a pretty nice dick. ok then... I guess IMU is street teaming for me like hey if my habitual breaking and entering chick isnt interested now the other ones who don't read here will know and hey you saved me a few lame dates maybe?

Now I have another PM, most likely from IMU who I called a little bitchass pussy in my response to his first one. I'm not gonna read it cuz holy shit you know when I wake up every morning and have my darkside tears the next thing I do is hum "maybe my friend IMU will tell me what to do" (to the tune of... Uhhh..alkaline trio's "my friend Peter" of course =)

seriously, IMU, you have nothing to tell me. In the hopefully immortal words of LaVar Ball: stay in yo lane. Serious lol = you must be so surprised that other ppl have dicks they feel no shame in sharing with the world, huh? You better keep that hatch hot, boy.

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I'm not sure how I feel about you being obsessed with me, sinic.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Sini and sandy sitting in a tree....

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

LIER! Frank are you.....not entertained?!

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This does not surprise me at all.

Not that Sini has dick picks on the internet, but that you "happened" to come across them.

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I'll find yours next.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Favre, "Mine was this.......@> much bigger. the key is the angle of the pic. Think of it like a selfie, only your other head"

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Your avatar looks like he has yours in him.

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Definitely not clicking

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

What about the pictures isn't clicking with you?

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

I don't share your knowledge of what a guy looks like when he has a dick in him.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

I'm not linking pictures, I'm linking songs about dicks... What ya got? LIGHT EM UP (if you got em. Cigarette butt run soon =\ )

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So you've never been fucked in front of a mirror, eh?

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Nah, man. I've never needed to do the things you've needed to do in order to hold 20.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

so wow I'm even better at being "immessedup" than you are? Dayom. No wonder you found my cock out there in the digital abyss, huh?

seriously when you imagine it inside you I recommend this little diddy right here

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...are you hitting on me? Stop. I'm in a relationship. It is new. I don't want to risk it.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

that's the best you got? The guy who literally unearthed my cock on the internet, screencapped it, and shoved it in the board's face today is calling ***me*** gay for """him""" ?? thank God for #YOLO huh?

IMU, dude, seek help. I've paid enough attention to you today, which is a pretty neat trick for a guy who's not allowed to have money anymore.

btw I bet you hide pictures of your """chick""" with even more security than you hide pictures of your """cock""" #callitahunch

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motherfucking double posts... I gotta get back to """work""" cuz I figure I might as well crank out as many """mixes""" as possible b4 my """life""" ends soon..

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Take it slow. You don't want to wake up pregnant.

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If you don’t like what’s being said, change the conversation.

btw life's bitch the lil wannabe DJ made another one >> https://youtu.be/TCZy5-XdYF4

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

another failure in my life = I can't even give myself a black eye anymore. my hand starts to hurt after 20-30 punches/ish to the right eye/temple and I only have minimal color and swelling. shit, I coulda used the aesthetic for more artsy pictures you lot wouldn't have the balls to make.

Anyone interested in doing a fight club type deal? I really really wanna hurt someone and evidently I'm too strong to do a decent job to myself so like, bring a couple friends to make it fair? Remember the last fight I got in = me versus five, I lost badly got up all bloodied and impersonated Vegeta, the guys who just kicked my ass ran like bitches so I kicked in their glass door and ended up freestyle rapping at gunpoint for four narcos/tacticool armored non-uniformed cops a few mins later.

Best part = when the car screeched to a diagonal stop and the four dudes jumped out and drew their guns on me I instinctively blurted out "finally a little respect!" =]

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Very cool sini. That's a nice story.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

No it's not. Board Legend Frank Seinfeldpun says I'm not entertaining, and he should know entertainment WAAAAYYYYY better than me cuz, dammit, *pounds table* he's gonna pony up $188/+ a seat to see pearl jam, I mean DUH, cuz he's in the ten club. He's here running point on the board's pearl jam operations for a reason. DEAN FUCKING MARTIN would get kicked in the head trying to match the entertainment factor of Frank InTENtionalmisspelling.

Most I ever paid for a show was $50ish for skinny puppy + front line assembly and my two friends going bailed so I got to sell their tickets out front of the vic and I got $75 for both so I got all 3 of us front line assembly shirts. I fucking laughed when ministry wanted $69 for another "last tour EVER" deal cuz, get it, psalm 69? Fuck right off I'm gonna keep on sucking eggs right over here

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