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Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?


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Yeh yeh yeh you just don't like young brothers making money say what you really mean

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Why the fuck would he? Cubs offered, he signed. Guaranteed contract.

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If a player even considered doing something like this and the MLBPA caught wind of it, they would have the player assassinated.

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If a player even considered doing something like this and the MLBPA caught wind of it, they would have the player assassinated.

So you're saying there's another way to fix this problem.

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 Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward
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Stop. I still like Jason Heyward.

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 Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward
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he signed for less to be a cub. He already gave them their deal.

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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?


Terrible Thought. Brady still got his money. Fuck Cubs management for signing him to a terrible deal. Not his fault. I don't see them paying Bryant market value because it is the right thing to do.

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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?


Terrible Thought. Brady still got his money. Fuck Cubs management for signing him to a terrible deal. Not his fault. I don't see them paying Bryant market value because it is the right thing to do.


He helped us win a WS. I can live with it. They'll find enough money for Harper.

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 Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward
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We dont need Harper, we need Machado @ 3rd and Bryant in left and Schwarber in the AL.

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 Post subject: Re: Jason Heyward
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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?


Terrible Thought. Brady still got his money. Fuck Cubs management for signing him to a terrible deal. Not his fault. I don't see them paying Bryant market value because it is the right thing to do.


He helped us win a WS. I can live with it. They'll find enough money for Harper.
All I know is they didn’t win shit for 108!years , signed him and he helped win a WS here . The money is bad . Oh well. 2016 bitches.

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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?

You're new here, so I won't say this is the stupidest thing I've ever read here but it is pretty close

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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?

You're new here, so I won't say this is the stupidest thing I've ever read here but it is pretty close


Apparently you've forgotten Woodridge Ryan's body of work.

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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?

You're new here, so I won't say this is the stupidest thing I've ever read here but it is pretty close


Apparently you've forgotten Woodridge Ryan's body of work.


Very NASTY.

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rogar6 wrote:
Because there is no L Holmes forum I'm going to post this here. He was talking about Heyward's contract and the fact he has something like 6 more fucking years of mediocrity. He has the biggest contract of the team and is probably the least productive. Laurence mentioned his contract is going to hamstring The Cubs chances of getting Bryce Harper.

I would like to think if Heyward had any integrity or honor he would go to management and say, "The Cubs have paid me a ton of money but I haven't earned it, in fact I've been stealing from the team and I don't want to be the reason Harper doesn't come here so I'm going to restructure my deal so as not to feel guilty that I've hurt this team with my pathetic hitting since I was signed."

Tom Brady has restructured several times to help bring in players to help the Pats and he's the best QB ever so why can't Heyward do the same?

You're new here, so I won't say this is the stupidest thing I've ever read here but it is pretty close


Apparently you've forgotten Woodridge Ryan's body of work.

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