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"Personal Ad"

I enjoy long, Burrito walks on the beach, getting Doxxed in the rain and serendipitous encounters with Balls. I really like piña coladas mixed with Dr. Ken's Craft Beer, and romantic, candle-lit Rocks. I am well-read from Dr. Seuss to Julie DiCaro. I travel frequently, especially to Chicago, when I am not busy with work. (I am a Flight Instructor.) I am looking for Budget and beauty in the form of a Whatever Stickney Is goddess. She should have the physique of Blackcastle and the Dad of Ice Girl. I would prefer if she knew how to cook, clean, and wash my Cuts. I know I’m not very attractive in my picture, but it was taken 3.5 Zillion days ago, and I have since become more Used.

I thought this thread was going to be about Baby McNown.

This thread should only suck slightly more than all your other threads

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Dear Multfather,
I am having a(n) Lonely time at camp. The counselour is Angry and the food is SAD. I met Caller Bob and we became Bored friends. Unfortunately, Caller Bob is Tall and I Outed my Stump so we couldn`t go Killing like everybody else. I need more CAMPS and a Bunny sharpener, so please Purposefully Insert more when you Enter back.
Your Brother,
Frank

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Now that's how it's done.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

THE STAY AT HOME (noun)! To the fine people of (place)!

Turn on the TV [you just (verb) ] and make a (food) as I assume the (delivery restuarant) dude has your entire (place) on the "No fly Zone"

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Chas MANY,

Will you let me Fuck your Men? Ever since I have laid Thumb on Julie, I have Sucked madly in love with her. I wish that she will be the Gentleman of my CFMBers and that someday we will Working happily ever after. I have a Energy as a/an Rapper that pays $83 each month. I promise to Running Julie with kindness and respect.

Sincerely,
Burrito Sini

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

"A Field Turf in hand is worth 83 in the McNugget Challenge."
"A Balck mouth Posts no feet."
"A Kiss-Assy Hershey's Kiss believes anything, but a RFDCish Hershey's Kiss gives thought to his Meatballs."
"A Patreon in time Learns nine."

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas