WayneStylie wrote:
Whoa, bros, where's this hate coming from? Chad's one of my main bromides. He's part of the Wolfpack, brah. You gotta realize, though, dude does not take shit from anybody.
Years ago when it was like cool to go to Bar Louie, we ran into his old ex-girlfriend Callie Warnow. What a piece of ass but what a colossal bitch, for reals. I heard she gave good head but you had to work super hard to get it from her. Plus her friend Natalie Booker was a lot easier but she gave those sloppy blowjays. They called her Slobber Monster hahaha. Anyhow she was all like Chad can we talk. And he finds out that her boyfriend was like cheating on her with some bitch that I think Troy knew back in junior high. She wanted to get back at him so she fucked Chad again. It was hilar. And then that dude fuckin' knocked up the bitch he was fucking. So Callie felt like all good and broke up with Chag for the second time. I was all...bro, hummers are the shit, but nothin's worth giving up the gum for the blowpop. So fuck that shit! And he got revenge by fucking Natalie. He said it was true, she was the Slobber Monster. I was all...you're the man, brah. Totes McGotes.
I think she works at Capital Grille now or some shit.
^^^ # 1 Mult
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