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PostPosted: Mon Feb 26, 2018 8:41 pm 
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My son doesn't like coffee either. He's 10.

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I don't like coffee.

What’s wrong with you?

Lots, really! But I tried drinking coffee in high school and didn't really like it. I love the smell, but I don't want to drink it. I have the same relationship with soap.

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What. It's English breakfast tea. I don't like coffee. Don't knock it till you've tried it.

I've had english breakfast tea. I'm not dipping bread in it.

Never looked at a croissant and said..."mmm, if this were soggy with flavored water...it would hit the spot."

I mean, you don't let it sit and soak, just a split-second in there. It brings out the butteriness.

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My son doesn't like coffee either. He's 10.


YOU THINK HE'S BETTER THAN ME?!!

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The fake tough guys are all the dudes bragging about chugging the battery acid that is mass-market black coffee.

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I tried drinking coffee in high school and didn't really like it. I love the smell, but I don't want to drink it. I have the same relationship with soap.


:lol: :lol: Winner.

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2 shot Americano no cream is all I can have for now. Those white chocolate mochas are the bees knees tho. I think I'm more French than Crossaint America.

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The fake tough guys are all the dudes bragging about chugging the battery acid that is mass-market black coffee.

All time bad hipster take. You can’t drink some garbage ass 50 year old woman tea and then try to act correct in criticizing the vast majority of normal people in drinking coffee which all marketing stuff aside really is one of the best reasons to wake up.

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The fake tough guys are all the dudes bragging about chugging the battery acid that is mass-market black coffee.

All time bad hipster take. You can’t drink some garbage ass 50 year old woman tea and then try to act correct in criticizing the vast majority of normal people in drinking coffee which all marketing stuff aside really is one of the best reasons to wake up.


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The fake tough guys are all the dudes bragging about chugging the battery acid that is mass-market black coffee.


I buy the good stuff, like Jimmy in Pulp Fiction.

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The fake tough guys are all the dudes bragging about chugging the battery acid that is mass-market black coffee.


I buy the good stuff, like Jimmy in Pulp Fiction.

I usually do the same but he’s wrong either way. Bad coffee is like bad pizza, it’ll still do.

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name one time I have touted my own toughness. though I will say subjecting myself to the aggressive retardation of some of the posters here does feel pretty grueling at times.

You literally posted your fake address on the board.

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name one time I have touted my own toughness. though I will say subjecting myself to the aggressive retardation of some of the posters here does feel pretty grueling at times.


I think yesterday you told me to castrate myself or to commit suicide. I thought about both suggestions but have to respectfully decline.

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name one time I have touted my own toughness. though I will say subjecting myself to the aggressive retardation of some of the posters here does feel pretty grueling at times.

all the posts how males in the US are burritos and you're tougher because you left and moved to france. you've only posted an iteration of that thought like 137 times give or take.


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English Breakfast tea is okay but I do not like putting milk in my hot caffeine products.
Otherwise not bad some of the time. I prefer coffee black sometimes with a dash of dark chocolate syrup.

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for the record, this morning i hit the dumpster not because i needed to but because i wanted donuts with my coffee/cigarettes this morning.

plus i'm gonna do up a blackalicious mix today cuz there was a kind muslim dude who saw me in my recyclables reclaiming some shit lost to the tweaker cleaning bitch tearing through my house after i passed out after 3.5+ days awake (tweaker colonization of my house. this shit happens when you're me) so i reclaimed my black dynamite dvd store placard, my southernplayaistic CD booklet/cover, and of course whilst i was doing this dude pulled over and gave me $3 feeling bad for me picking through [my own] garbage to reclaim stuff i didn't want to go away forever (seriously i've been making a killing off of black dynamite in my recent mixes) so you know what that means? oh yeah. pens and paper/s/ finna make love today.

(seriously nothing gets you hyped to do lyricism like old a2g/nia era blackalicious. NOTHING. and as i type that my headphones are starting to come in one ear... et tu brute?)

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name one time I have touted my own toughness. though I will say subjecting myself to the aggressive retardation of some of the posters here does feel pretty grueling at times.

all the posts how males in the US are burritos and you're tougher because you left and moved to france. you've only posted an iteration of that thought like 137 times give or take.

oh yeah, speaking of 137... in honor to the man, the myth, the legend who wears expos caps on facebook.... sjboyd0137, the mix i made last night humbly started at boyd aviation and from there? welp, you [hopefully don't] know how this whole cosmic shitshow thing works.

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seriously nothing gets you hyped to do lyricism like old a2g/nia era blackalicious. NOTHING. and as i type that my headphones are starting to come in one ear... et tu brute?


I like you because you’re one of the select few people on this site who knows about this shit, although golden era Gift Of Gab for me took place between 93-95 with the Melodica EP, Count And Estimate w/ DJ Shadow, the Paragraph President demo, the live version of Deep In The Jungle from the Solesides Radio mixtape, etc.

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Goff.

That nerd from Evanston talks tough on the air all the time. 100% sure that fat fuck can’t back any of his tough talk up.


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seriously nothing gets you hyped to do lyricism like old a2g/nia era blackalicious. NOTHING. and as i type that my headphones are starting to come in one ear... et tu brute?


I like you because you’re one of the select few people on this site who knows about this shit, although golden era Gift Of Gab for me took place between 93-95 with the Melodica EP, Count And Estimate w/ DJ Shadow, the Paragraph President demo, the live version of Deep In The Jungle from the Solesides Radio mixtape, etc.

Dude do you need me to take a picture of my melodica 12" with the supreme lyricism vol 1 CD lurking? Nailed count + estimate & fully charged on planet X for this mix... Fret not automatic belt drive felt tip scribe I'm your guide to the innermost to the outermost post to the other side.

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I wish I had more mults to rig the election.


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Croissant America has a commanding lead

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Nas wrote:
Croissant America has a commanding lead

13-11?

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Croissant America has a commanding lead

13-11?


That's a HUGE lead Raymond.

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Looks like Baby is going to have to intimate violence against MANY here.


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That went way up fast! I suspect mult activity.

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That went way up fast! I suspect mult activity.


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Croissant America loses again!

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