so yeah hey guys, given that my life is going to abject shit and my only hope of illegal exit from the game grid is tied up in a girl who's currently snuggling up with a local twinkydink boy for much needed "deep dish" symbolic pics....

that piss me off and make me snap and start making an EP/LP/mixtape for/about her (as she's been wanting me ro write songs about he since I met her but now she's cutting a mean rug like "dammit bitch I thought I was the dude from the big Lebowski, then walter, but now i realize I'm the goddamn rug seriously trembling when ppl whip their dicks out in my presence)

yeah what the fuck might as well continue DJing/rapping til my life goes splat (or someone decides "hey maybe if this guy got to work with professionals there could be something there)

So here's a repository of all my digital golden shower-load of recent/ish stuff (with future updates to this thread for new shit)



Check out my written rap from yesterday (about queen bitch of the univwrse matisen of course) -- I'm getting better.

http://www.youtube.com/user/sinicalypse for ~93-97% of the shit I do COMMITMENT-FREE (plus plausible deniability since YT suppresses my viewcount) for my DJA mixes and rap/tracks

http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/mixes for mp3s of my (generally a nice and digestible ~15-20mins/each) DJ mixes

http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/trax for raps and stuff (and if I don't make a DJ mix every day I prolly do like ~2 raps or something)

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From there I made a mixtape a cpl weeks ago called "adventures of a dickless pornstar" you can download @ http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/dicklesspornstar (I didn't number the mp3 file names but they'll be numbered on your phone/PC/etc)

I've also started the big one... The mixtape/EP/LP about my Stella from great expectations style tormenter, matisen (you know, the girl I literally pimped out to the board. @whatsyearwasit on Instagram if you wanna see her snuggle up with some local kid leaving one eyed secret messages to sini saying that she liked the song I made about/for her yesterday) is called "make mine a 99 problems" (KLF said make mine a 99, Mati's born in 99, and of course we all know about jay-z's 99 problems.... He's fortunate he took the easy route with Beyonce cuz like, shit dude, the KLF basically told me to go for this chick, as did 2pac via hail Mary / me and my girlfriend (and he rocked an expos cap on arsenio in 93 with an "I get around" shirt, coincidentally the same 12" I held up in full expos regalia when I served that twinkydink kid static at his own show. Yep, 2pac's a timelord and redman + lateef have telepathy and pharoahe Monch has telekinesis. Rappers have superpowers dude.... Except the new ones unless you count x-ray vision to suck the right dick/s a superpower.

So uhhhhh yeah anyways 1) I know I'm obsessed and deranged over this girl who breaks into my house and leaves handprints on my bathroom mirror and cryptic messages on my pocket recorder and who has literally walked by me incognito on Chicago Ave while I'm waiting for my dealers.... Yep, I need to stop paying attention to my cyber/stalkers cuz my masculinity is so toxic one sniff of it and you'll..... Continue treating me like y'all do. Point taken.

2) yea I know you don't care cuz you wqnna bitch about Julie dicaro. Duh. Wouldn't have it any other way. Btw Julie thanks for playing the big L flamboyant beat on your show with Maggie a cpl Saturdays ago. Since the score knows-doesnt-know who I am just like my disconnected phones surely aren't doing anything when I see 4GLTE up almost constantly despite no carrier/service, I'm sure that wasn't a subtle little nod to the guy who picked up where big L left off.

3) I know you're better than me. Shut the fuck up, be more like you (get a job and stop bugging us with your free brilliant music like we're your friends or do anything more than tolerate you like the blight you are on our digital/lives. see why I'm pretty sure matisen posts here? She's fit right in with the sini/MO around here)

And 4) enjoy the show guys and gal/Spaulding (cuz we know girls are allergic to our brand of fanboyism) --- the preceding shit I talked was just branding... I know we're all cool here, even goffralopithicus. I can't blame him for going gay/ish for me cuz.... Duh. I'm sinicalypse dude. I'm the fucking man (just without all that "fucking" getting in the way of being "the man" =)

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Your music is garbage, it's cringeworthy.. You really need to get a job and make being a horse shit rapper a hobby..get your own place and find a woman. It's like watching a train wreck with these links.

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Once again, whether you tried to preempt the criticism or not, obsessing over a girl who is 19 years younger than you are will only end in any number of unfortunate ways. Please reconsider this.

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Pretty sure this thread is worse than cancer.

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considcering the whole "today is not opposite day" vibe that i've gotten from life over the last few months, i mean, uhhhh.... thanks?

see it's not enough that i get handprints on my bathroom mirror, enigmatic messages left on my pocket recorder in the first hand about how life is a video game (lifted from the artsy-fartsy instagram page of da gawd Herself ) where i'm on the phone and she's holding the pocket recorder live (despite the fact that, obviously, we've never [formally] hung out) --- but i come home the other night and my virtual on oratorio tangram temjin action figure is laying there on the shelf it was standing on.... it's foot broken off. now, if the foot had snapped off while it was standing it was close enough to the edge to surely tumble to the ground.... but it's like someone went up there and broke it intentionally and laid it down.... would my dad do that? idk. possible, but unlikely.... this would go along with the recurring theme of plausible deniability in my "adventures" that dates all the way back to the initial incursions (hot bitches trying to kill me) in 2009.

on that art page link up there you can go down a lil bit and see a very female devil with a heavenly dude behind her.... welp, suffice to say i make my dj mixes as emessiah, and you know i'm pretty sure this chick has flat out told me she's the devil before sooooo hey usual suspects for $300?



so yeah, clearly this situation is one where the incoming obsession is way more than the outgoing obsession cuz despite the caterwauling of [so-not-my-target-demographic] up there, i'm pretty fucking impressive. i've been cut off from most everything on my life no less than ~93% of the time lately and i'm only honing my craft and getting better and better like this morning alone i wrote and recorded a song about this morning's fucking shitshow of a 1-2 arsenal loss @brighton-hove-albion and then if that wasn't enough before i came over here i felt oddly compelled to do the life is a video game thing some justice, in wholly necessary castlevania 3 format so like.... you know.... sheeeeeeit.

a SUCCESSFUL WHITE RAPPER(TM) named mac lethal does daily rap shit on his youtube sponsored by some video game company.... i've never looked into bandcamps or sponsorships or any of that shit. maybe i should? or maybe, just maybe, i cling to the naive belief that some demented mind out there will hear my burgeoning wordplay and consider that i'm making a mockery of the rapping format (as i eventually do most things in life) and, you know, maybe getting me into a studio with some PROFESSIONALS might be worth someone's while? you know, i don't have to just do stupid shit with a target audience of 1 chick who needs to get off of her high horse and perhaps come off of the bewitched broomstick and try getting high on the horse with the fucking president on his back like, lol, george washington / adam weishaupt at the stroke of sunrise ready to make an impression on "his peoples"

ah well, at the end of the day i can always count on my friends here to hit me off with some #realtalk like "sini, what you're doing is ALL WRONG! sitting around making pathetic rap tracks all day long (that usually are recorded in one shot so you can tell i'd be pretty good live, unlike most PROFESSIONAL RAPPERS(TM)) to impress some chick who you purport is already so impressed with you she's breaking into your house to fuck with you and set up lines in your tracks that haven't been made yet akin to your one t-shirt that says ain't no party like a timelord party cuz a timelord party is not subject to the typical parameters of time and space and therefore DOES NOT STOP!??! dude, you're just a fat loser who needs to crawl into the crawlspaces of life without referencing redman's dare iz a darkside; THIS VENTS OF LIFE FOR JOEY BELLE SHIT WILL NEVER WORK!!!!!!!

thanks for the motivation, but evidently there's something in my werewithol to continue on like the poignant/timeless whitesnake lyrics "like a drifter i was born to walk alone / and i made up my mind... i ain't wasting no more time" [glorious chorus ensues] and you know.... if you're quoting whitesnake at the end of your posts here you know you're doing the lord's work, right?

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Okay, again, you know that I am not someone who's looking to score points off you like a lot of people here. I'm not out to betray you or something. But I don't think a 19-year-old girl is breaking into your home and screwing with your action figures, and whatever obsession you have with this girl whom you apparently haven't even met is something you should probably keep low-profile before some boyfriend, regular friend, brother, dad, or cop tells you in no uncertain terms to knock your shit off.

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her "boyfriend" tucked and ran quicker than a rumsfeld reference while i had to cackle cuz i noticed an army of naruto pussy deflectored headbands on his twitter page. the regular friend/s, brother, and dad? yeah, but the brother at least has a sense of humor drier than a 95 year old vagina about it.... the cops? dude this isn't reaching cops level of obsession (plus i've already been through all of the "we're gonna call the cops on you" stuff 2bqhfam)

and dude, like, if you haven't realized it i'm pretty much a ready-made-celebrity without all of the actual "celebrity" getting in my way to do my optimal "the music is my life" thing here. i've been saying for a few months that once """they""" flip the switch on the sinicalypse shit's gonna be truly hilarious, like, say, that trump song up in the last post. and you know ol girl WANTS to be famous, which is prolly why i'm being put through all of this bullshit.... why i'm being drawn and quartered in such a way that anything short of total subservience to "the grand design" = public humiliation...

...but i'm already a loathed piece of garbage here so what do i have to lose? nobody here respects me anyways and like, you know, shit.... honestly what am i doing that's so bad? you wanna play it kayfabe let's play it kayfabe: i met a chick on tinder and she talked to me for 40hrs straight and ~80/96 of the first hours i knew her.... then after that week or so she saw me go speechless for ~3mins over her in full motion video on a stream and that's when she knew she "had me" and then started doing the "its not you it's me" shit and backing off, imploring me to get better at life and keep on getting stronger and stronger at what [little] i do.

and seriously, this chick wants to be famous? lol what's the best way to do that? and honestly what am i doing wrong? i discovered the ultimate bitch out there in the digital/ether and i'm kind of putting on a show trying to impress her.... and hey she actually talked to me yesterday morning which is the kind of conditioning that would make pavlov's dick explode in his pants, and welp, you know? ....you know? what are the cops gonna tell me to do? stop having awesome taste in women? stop making songs about a girl and not directly linking to her 99.97% of the time? stop carrying on about her on here?

lol if the cops get paid to read this place that'll be the day, right?

but yeah dude... seriously lol @ how you started that off with the boyfriend. of course any chick i'm interested in BETTER have a boyfriend otherwise it's like "what's wrong with her?" --- but then again, i made a track about this situation yesterday, believe it or not.

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So...who wants to warn her? I don't want a rape / murder on my conscience.

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Now Im 100% sure

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yeah a guy who took pictures like this ~6yrs ago is a real bloodthirsty killer

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Next in a long line of attention whoring posts.

How did your go fund me campaign work out?

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

it worked out ok enough to make all the shit in http://sinicalypse.kaen.org/makeminea99

we'll see what happens going forward. i'm frighteningly productive these days, especially if you place stock in the word/s of IMU.

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it was worth it just to see this video, which, apparently, is related, though I'm not sure how:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SA7bKo4HRTg

I think I know a couple of his northern relatives.

he gave a good speech, though.....

You have been very changed recently, Sini. Your whole attitude seems to be hopeful. You can't wait to get up in the morning and rap! Yes, you're heading for a change. There’s no question. There simply are certain men who take longer to get solidified. How have you been dressing lately? You wait, Sini, before it’s all over you're gonna get a little place out in Schaumburg--where you can raise some vegetables, maybe a couple of chickens. Don't worry about IMU. He might be a great athlete, but he and his father couldn't hammer a nail between the two of them.

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I liked the speech and found it familiar in a way. Not my life experience, I would not have ever been asked to play lineman. I was blessed as a youth with the body of a... well.. not a football player, d cent hands and the speed of a right guard after his 6th knee surgery.

Hey TM, one of the ideas I had for me + matisen was to act out the dramatic reading of your brilliant smackdown/post of me (there's a reason I put out the effort to do all that) with her at the greyhound station by UIC.

Hell, I'd settle for her holding the camera for sinicalypse cribs --- which is on the docket but... Oh shit hey I got a true blue friend out here I can hollar at to help. He says the devil speaks to him.in funny voices.... Matisen 's the devil (srsly right b4 I posted the "life is a video game" stuff here she Chsnged her art account @ http://www.instagram.com/helloimjunebug to get rid of the life is a video game references. The chick is beyond brilliant, guys, and there's a reason I'm finally getting around to getting obsessed with the chick who's obsessed with me:. She's worth it.

Seriously guys I've been trained on painter bitches snd bitches who wanna kill me... Matisen is both. But she only wants to kill off sini as TM said and have me reborn as s "Chad" -- the bane of my existence. Brb life.

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So sinic... if you live at your parents house... why do you dumpster dive for food? Don't they let you eat anything in the house?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I'm guessing a trust fund baby can't stay off drugs so they cut his useless ass off.

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Well he lives with his parents he said above... so they give him a room but lock up food?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

LOL matisen called me up guys.... she actually listened to me for once cuz I said I was gonna stop blowing her up if she did? She put the boyfriend on to say (in a very manly voice I might add) I AM.HER BOYFRIEND AND UR PATHETIC AND (hard to remember the rest cuz I was laughing and thanking him for watching out for her cuz she is precious cargo)

Cracks in the dam... But hey once the dam breaks we're finally able to admit we enjoy sini and his badass art show he puts on here for you guys.... It's just that we're all waiting for matisen to formally acknowledge that she loves me and then risk "getting tied up in [my] basement" like it isn't her fucking life's dream.to hang out with me snd level up her art game cuz I'm fundamentally open source where it counts and I told this chick first day i "met" her that I wanna weaponize her.

Seriously guys, go warn her. Or just let her read this cuz you know she's here like so many of my other superfriends. Why do you think that I'm generally not allowed on.beakdotbiz? Cuz this is the board where you can come hang out with sini, ergo why it got changed from Chicago sports fan message board to Chicago fanatics.com --- and what are y'all fanatical about?

The fact that the LEGIT emessiah Himself, sinicalypse aka "Mr. They build a mosque across the street within a year of me moving into town" comes here and hangs out with y'all. And rolls with the punches cuz I know all y'all love what I do... I make boers snd Bernstein dance music for fuck's sake. And like, yeah, even after I formally get acknowledged as great/me/etc I'm still gonna be here.... Same dude... Just way more chill?

Why am.i not chill now? Cuz ol girl matisen is forcing me to level up via trying to piss me off and like, you know, so super Saiyan like Vegeta.... And of course it's working. Listen to these raps lately... Go watch the end of American ultras.... She's my handler dude. And she knows how to antagonize me into greatness cuz I've been trained with si much "today is not opposite day" plausible deniability it's like.... Lol. There's a reason in his final year/+ grandpa was like "who's that little girl?" --- even grandpa, like life itself in 2012, warned me about matisen.

and I love every second of it. You're going down, maticakessss

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Of course not. or not with regularity.... But this is part of my weight loss regiment / celebrity training cuz my life has been whittled down to nothing but the art show which, btw, gotta get back to. Hmmmm...

Seriously guys, listen to my castlebania 3 track @ http://tinyurl.com/wolfalucardpus or my castlebania 2 track @ http://tinyurl.com/quest4theholyfail and realize these are written/recorded in the last 24hrs. I'm getting ridiculously good at rapping and like, dude, it's all cuz the only thing that could make me try in life is dangling the love of my lives over my head.... And like.... Man...this girl is seriously gonna be a fucking revolution when she hooks up with me cuz when we physically have each other to validate each other? Game over.

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Anyone else scared for Matisen

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
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Yeah I think some are. Certainly getting that vibe.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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His videos have more views than the old Mike North hot takes from his website.

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