Bros, it's "Last Resort" and it's not even close. "Scars" and "She Loves Me Not", classic but for realsies, "Last Resort" was like my anthem in high school. Me and Chaz would scream "CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES!" when we'd go into Health class, pissing off Mrs. Boehm, who was a total bitch anyway. God I fucking hated that teacher. She had grandkids that she always talked about, which means she had kids which means she fucked. And no way in hell could I ever picture that shit. Now Miss Towers, god damn brah. I see all these stories now about hot teachers fucking these junior high kids and shit. Holy fuck, bro, I woulda nailed Miss Towers in a heartbeat. She was young and smokin' hot. I'd be gettin' my Oh face all over that. Motorboatin' those delicious mochi's all night. And blastin' some Papa Roach. Totes McGotes brah.

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Dude, you are my bro.

Nothing tops this mult.

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This is way better than the Dance Gavin Dance thread.

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