They're not literally his children, they're the Little Lebowski Urban Achievers: inner city children of promise but without the necessary means for a necessary means for a higher education. So Mr Lebowski is committed to sending all of them to college.

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Now I'm cleaning up and I'm moving on, going straight and choosing life. I'm looking forward to it already. I'm gonna be just like you. The job, the family, the fucking big television. The washing machine, the car, the compact disc and electric tin opener, good health, low cholesterol, dental insurance, mortgage, starter home, leisure wear, luggage, three piece suite, DIY, game shows, junk food, children, walks in the park, nine to five, good at golf, washing the car, choice of sweaters, family Christmas, indexed pension, tax exemption, clearing gutters, getting by, looking ahead, the day you die.

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If you’re gonna shoot, shoot, don’t talk.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

220, 221, whatever it takes.

With your skills, you should have no problems gaining employment in either the housekeeping or food services industries.

All of Jackie Brown.

What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

"Everything you see belongs to me, to one degree or another. The beggars and newsboys and quick thieves here in Paradise, the sailor dives and gin mills and blind tigers on the waterfront, the anglers and amusers, the she-hes and the Chinks. Everybody owes, everybody pays. Because that's how you stand up against the rising of the tide."

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

The great Tuco Ramirez!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Benny Blanco,I should have killed him when I had the chance.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Great quote. Bill the Butcher could fill up this entire thread with great lines.

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"We're on a mission from God"

"Smile, you son of a bitch!"

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."