Has fuckhead from bouqs.com on his show raving how great boxed flowers are.

Valentine's day commin up so I buy tix to 50 shades of baby making, and with it is a discount to bouqs.

Place order. Movie was horrible but whatever it's what I expected. But the flowers didn't come until today. Bouqs system was exactly 1 month off.

And the quality is shit. A dozen roses smashed in a box. They're not 1 month old at least... They're alive.. but they look stressed and smashed up. Says HAPPY VALENTINES DAY right on it too lol.

I can't even give these to the gf. I wouldn't give these to a dog and I hate dogs.

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Secretary you wanna bang?

Had placed an order from there for Valentine's Day as well after seeing an ad on the NHL Network. Bouqs gave Fed Ex an incomplete suite number so Fed Ex delivered the flowers somewhere in the office building, but could not tell me exactly where. Filed claims with Fed Ex, Bouq and my credit card that day. Got the charge refunded and a credit from Bouqs that I will never use. Do never use!

Every time I
see you post
I want
a slice
of Willie's pizza.

Is the dove
never to meet the sea
for want
of the odious mountain?

http://www.icecreamsource.com

Send them to the office. A six-pack was the best gift I ever had delivered to the better half. Can share with friends in the office. Big hit.

I recommend Babcock Hall. Great stuff.

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Illini Inn supposed to re-open in August, 2018. Wonder if Willie's will be back too.

Dr. Ken Jr. I move-in date is 8/23/18.

CFMB MEET-UP!!

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You changed the kid’s mind from Minnesota?

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its weird to me too they are not shipped with the stems in a sponge or anything. theyre just dry ass flowers in a tiny box all stuffed in there.

i guess their idea is the flowers are very young, and they will bloom over the next few days... but if thats the case why dont they advertise as so? they sell these things like theyre similar to any other flowers service. order for the day you want them, and they will arrive amazing. they dont. they arrive like shit and you have to nurse them to health, and then hand deliver them to where you want them when you want them there?

its just one of those things. no reason to buy flowers outside your town. buy them local. you don't order pizza from a different city for the same reason.

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He did it all on his own. No pressure from Chief Illinimac.

Seriously, it was his choice.

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He's going to UIUC?

We actually have to see a football game this year....that would be a blast.

It was in a Brag About thread a few weeks ago....let's keep this about Adam carolla and roses.

But, yeah, I'll be down there, many times.

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Wow....another censor....ypipo...

I'm auditioning for IMU's now vacant job.

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Flowers perked up quite a bit in just 3 hours with water and sun. Good enough that by dusk the lighting was like beer goggles so I brought them over to my gfs. She seemed to like them. I don't know I'm just glad I didnt have to throw them away.

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Carolla is hilarious, though.