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Terry's Peeps
 Post subject: Re: Millennial Parents
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Kirsten Hammann, 45, in the San Francisco Bay area, and her husband named their daughters Teagan and Sigrid. She considers both names gender neutral.


:lol: What a fuckin' dumbass. Those are women's names.


Kristen has been watching Vikings.



KIRSTEN!

You proved my point.


No one cares denis.

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George Carlin said it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks.

And fuck Tucker's friend Kyyyyllleeee!
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Terry's Peeps wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Terry's Peeps wrote:
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Kirsten Hammann, 45, in the San Francisco Bay area, and her husband named their daughters Teagan and Sigrid. She considers both names gender neutral.


:lol: What a fuckin' dumbass. Those are women's names.


Kristen has been watching Vikings.



KIRSTEN!

You proved my point.


No one cares denis.


DENNIS!

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George Carlin said it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks.



I went to school with countless Trevors, Kyles, Todds, and Codys.

No Tuckers, though.

+1 for George Carlin, also.

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I had three Dennis' in my fifth grade class. I still get called Denise all the time, and denis around here. Yeah I know


no one cares denis(e)

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I liked the world better when everyone was named after Bible figures and/or mafiosa-Italians.

People have been naming their children stupid bullshit for as long as man has been fucking.


as for you Two Dogs Fucking...

and members of Two Dogs Fucking


I work alone, son

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Dewskie wrote:
SuperMario wrote:
George Carlin said it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks.



I went to school with countless Trevors, Kyles, Todds, and Codys.

No Tuckers, though.

+1 for George Carlin, also.


Yeah, I had a lot of Kyles, Camerons and Codys. A couple Todds. But surprisingly, all the Todds I knew were actually bad asses.

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SuperMario wrote:
George Carlin said it best.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxqCGTkV5wg

Fuck Tucker. Tucker sucks.


Wouldn't Tucker be the perfect name for a gender neutral person born with male genitalia?

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Gender is not fluid, for Christ sake. I’d be really impressed if someone here could just grow a vagina.


Pretty sure you don't understand the sex-gender distinction.

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Well all you pussy leftists in the echo chamber have allowed the build up to this crap. So quit complaining.

if they think this is bad they haven't seen anything yet.
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Well all you pussy leftists in the echo chamber have allowed the build up to this crap. So quit complaining.

uh oh, cte is winning...
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Gender is not fluid, for Christ sake. I’d be really impressed if someone here could just grow a vagina.


Pretty sure you don't understand the sex-gender distinction.


I understand what people claim it to be, and while I don’t outright reject the idea of gender as separate from sex, I do believe it to be extremely overused. Calling it “fluid” is one of those examples.

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its only because baby boomers did such an absolute shit job of raising millenials that we now have this issue.
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Millenials are dorks.
Had one in a weirdo hatch try to pass me on the inside of a fuckin turnabout today and almost wheel his dumbass into a streetsign. Yeah it's a one lane turnabout. He just had to try to get around me.
Moron. Looked like he ducked his front bumper up good too.
I'm glad.

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a lot of these are on my list of hot chick/fuck stick names that my friend and i started a few months ago.
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What's wrong with Pat? Pat is a great name. Fuck anybody named Sigrid though, for real.

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Teagan?

Every time I hear Teagan my mind flashes to Teagan Presley getting her backdoor plowed

Good job on the gender neutral Kirsten

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It used to be that parents were disappointed if their kid was gay. I think these parents will be disappointed if their kids are straight.

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Millenials are dorks.
Had one in a weirdo hatch try to pass me on the inside of a fuckin turnabout today and almost wheel his dumbass into a streetsign. Yeah it's a one lane turnabout. He just had to try to get around me.
Moron. Looked like he ducked his front bumper up good too.
I'm glad.

I know of turnarounds and roundabouts, but what is a turnabout?

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It used to be that parents were disappointed if their kid was gay. I think these parents will be disappointed if their kids are straight.


Queer/tranny/fluid kids are the new refugee babies. Status symbols among monied "progressives"

Look at Angelina's kids. The one non adopted kid had to come out as a tranny to steal spotlight from the baby UN

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Millenials are dorks.
Had one in a weirdo hatch try to pass me on the inside of a fuckin turnabout today and almost wheel his dumbass into a streetsign. Yeah it's a one lane turnabout. He just had to try to get around me.
Moron. Looked like he ducked his front bumper up good too.
I'm glad.

I know of turnarounds and roundabouts, but what is a turnabout?

Sadie Hawkins dance

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Curious Hair wrote:
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Darkside wrote:
Millenials are dorks.
Had one in a weirdo hatch try to pass me on the inside of a fuckin turnabout today and almost wheel his dumbass into a streetsign. Yeah it's a one lane turnabout. He just had to try to get around me.
Moron. Looked like he ducked his front bumper up good too.
I'm glad.

I know of turnarounds and roundabouts, but what is a turnabout?

Sadie Hawkins dance


As I take me a drink to the middle of the street
and get to mackin to this bitch named Sadie

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Franky T wrote:
It used to be that parents were disappointed if their kid was gay. I think these parents will be disappointed if their kids are straight.


Queer/tranny/fluid kids are the new refugee babies. Status symbols among monied "progressives"

Look at Angelina's kids. The one non adopted kid had to come out as a tranny to steal spotlight from the baby UN

huh?
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Kirkwood wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Franky T wrote:
It used to be that parents were disappointed if their kid was gay. I think these parents will be disappointed if their kids are straight.


Queer/tranny/fluid kids are the new refugee babies. Status symbols among monied "progressives"

Look at Angelina's kids. The one non adopted kid had to come out as a tranny to steal spotlight from the baby UN

huh?

Forget it; he's rolling.

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Don Tiny wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Franky T wrote:
It used to be that parents were disappointed if their kid was gay. I think these parents will be disappointed if their kids are straight.


Queer/tranny/fluid kids are the new refugee babies. Status symbols among monied "progressives"

Look at Angelina's kids. The one non adopted kid had to come out as a tranny to steal spotlight from the baby UN

huh?

Forget it; he's rolling.

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Millenials are dorks.
Had one in a weirdo hatch try to pass me on the inside of a fuckin turnabout today and almost wheel his dumbass into a streetsign. Yeah it's a one lane turnabout. He just had to try to get around me.
Moron. Looked like he ducked his front bumper up good too.
I'm glad.

I know of turnarounds and roundabouts, but what is a turnabout?

Roundabout. You know roundabout what i mean.

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