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GoldenJet
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I was given a calling card as a child, with the express instructions that under no circumstances should I every use it.


Remember collect calls?

You have a collect call from "momimreadycomepickmeup!"


Yep, a classic. We had a phone in the locker room that everyone used like that after practice.

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You old (acting)farts scared of these kids are funny. Like Bobby Knight would've said, they're going to have to change your Depends soon and watch us all die, then win. It's inevitable, may as well lay back and enjoy the ride. And face the reality that the hobby of playing with guns dies with y'all.

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Just like peace and harmony came from the Boomers.

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Life is the leading cause of death.


Yep.

None of us is getting out of here alive.

Oh I thought you old warlocks believed in eternal life.

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The car is doing the dangerous work. I think it could make sense to ban driving for under 21 year olds. Good suggestion.

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Texting and Driving IS illegal. Nice try Cowboy Joe!

So is shooting people. Cell phones don't kill people, people kill people.


People don't use cell phones to kill people. Not a particularly strong effort from you.

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Texting and Driving IS illegal. Nice try Cowboy Joe!

So is shooting people. Cell phones don't kill people, people kill people.


People don't use cell phones to kill people. Not a particularly strong effort from you.

I think you missed the point. And apparently they do.

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I’ll assume, since it’s so important, adults will be having a march about it.
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I’ll assume, since it’s so important, adults will be having a march about it.

Perhaps we should.
3800 or more teens a year killed by texting and cell phones.
We should at least try to ban teen ownership of cell phones.

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The Parkland teens' handlers are in law enforcement. No one's going to stop you from having sex with your gun. You can still have sex with your gun. It just might be harder to buy an AR-15.

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The Parkland teens' handlers are in law enforcement. No one's going to stop you from having sex with your gun. You can still have sex with your gun. It just might be harder to buy an AR-15.

So you're in favor of saving teen lives?

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The Parkland teens' handlers are in law enforcement. No one's going to stop you from having sex with your gun. You can still have sex with your gun. It just might be harder to buy an AR-15.

So you're in favor of saving teen lives?

Yes. We do encourage David Hogg to text with abandon however.

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Both examples show that its clearly this generation that fuck sucks. They are the ones shooting eachother and texting and driving. Its misdirected to have a march where you all gather to bitch at old people. It's not their problem you can't handle your shit.

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Darkside wrote:
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The Parkland teens' handlers are in law enforcement. No one's going to stop you from having sex with your gun. You can still have sex with your gun. It just might be harder to buy an AR-15.

So you're in favor of saving teen lives?

You never know what tomorrow holds. Remember that there's a first -- and a last -- time for everything. Tell your gun you love it before you go to bed tonight.

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The Parkland teens' handlers are in law enforcement. No one's going to stop you from having sex with your gun. You can still have sex with your gun. It just might be harder to buy an AR-15.

So you're in favor of saving teen lives?

You never know what tomorrow holds. Remember that there's a first -- and a last -- time for everything. Tell your gun you love it before you go to bed tonight.

Tell your cell that you'll wipe the teen blood off it before you plug it in.

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According to the CDC, 48% of teen deaths are a result of accidents, over 70% of which are related to motor vehicle accidents.
If you want to save teen lives, take their cell phones and take their car keys.

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I just wish Millennials would stop shooting up their schools.

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I just wish Millennials would stop shooting up their schools.


Or that their dickhead parents would stop kicking in for dipshits to buy guns

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I just wish Millennials would stop shooting up their schools.

I wish they'd stop hitting stationary objects at high speed so they could send "oh hai k thx I bring chezburgr" killing several of themselves and passengers.

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I just wish Millennials would stop shooting up their schools.


Or that their dickhead parents would stop kicking in for dipshits to buy guns

I wish their parents would stop buying them dusters to speed around in and getting them the newest iphone.

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I just wish Millennials would stop shooting up their schools.


Or that their dickhead parents would stop kicking in for dipshits to buy guns



Darkside has guns. Why hasn't he shot up a school?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
I just wish Millennials would stop shooting up their schools.


Or that their dickhead parents would stop kicking in for dipshits to buy guns



Darkside has guns. Why hasn't he shot up a school?


Scarcity.

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I’ll assume, since it’s so important, adults will be having a march about it.

Perhaps we should.
3800 or more teens a year killed by texting and cell phones.
We should at least try to ban teen ownership of cell phones.


You won't though.
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Have Millenials made anything better?

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KDdidit wrote:
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I’ll assume, since it’s so important, adults will be having a march about it.

Perhaps we should.
3800 or more teens a year killed by texting and cell phones.
We should at least try to ban teen ownership of cell phones.


You won't though.

I dont have soros money but um willing to get this movement started.
If you dont want dead kids you should help me.

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The protests must be working.
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The protests must be working.

Oh you want to help me with banning cell phones?
Haven't even really started protesting but I'm flattered you want to help.
Thank you.
And all this time I thought you were a staggering ass. Maybe you're not staggering.

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My god this place is weird.

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My god this place is weird.

Thank you for your support. I'm glad to hear you want to limit the road carnage

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The protests must be working.

Oh you want to help me with banning cell phones?
Haven't even really started protesting but I'm flattered you want to help.
Thank you.
And all this time I thought you were a staggering ass. Maybe you're not staggering.

Go start more threads crying about gun control. It's your job here now.
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The protests must be working.

Oh you want to help me with banning cell phones?
Haven't even really started protesting but I'm flattered you want to help.
Thank you.
And all this time I thought you were a staggering ass. Maybe you're not staggering.

Go start more threads crying about gun control. It's your job here now.

This is about saving literally 10x the lives of gun control. I thought you wanted to save lives. Was I wrong? It's not about saving lives?

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