Just fucking crushing shit. This is awesome

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

It's as if he's trying to kill someone in the bleachers

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Not surprising to me.

I’ve been a fan going back all the way to last summer.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

In truth, I've been a fan since today

Batty going off is fun. If everyone in baseball is hitting home runs you need guys who can hit them too. Hopefully he gets consistent AB’s to stay in a groove.

1 game, let's put our cocks away guys.

We’re not crossing streams on this one?

The enemy of my enemy is my friend...of course we can.

He's on the team for this year!

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

First player in Major League Baseball history to hit 3 homeruns in a game during the month of March.

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Micah Hoffidson

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I know it's just one game but I love this team. All the pessimism from the off-season washed away.

That's kind of cool.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Frank with his bad ESPN stats... Three other players hit three homeruns on opening day. This is the first year the season started this early due to extra days off. Tuffy Rhodes did it for the Cubs years ago, who cares when opening day is?

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Went from -0.7 to -0.2 career WAR in one game.
He's on pace for 486 HR and 81 WAR.

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1926-1931-1934-1942-1944-1946-1964-1967-1982-2006-2011

First, it is not a bad stat. Second, this was not an ESPN stat. Third, the season has started in March before. Fourth, the season has started in other countries in March before. Fifth, you cared enough to reply.

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I refuse to count above 3.

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Drives in the first run tonight

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

Good thing that moron Levine said that Davidson won't last on this team without a position.

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I stopped listening to anything Levine says, he is just terrible

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

People thought it was cool when Tuffy Rhodes hit his three too.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Cool.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Bump

Might hit 50 this year

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Maybe if they could schedule the rest of the games against Kansas City pitching.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

I took into account the schedule. I have him hitting 37 of his 50 against KC this year.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Cool.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

but hey on his show he gets all the reads for north suburban delis and insurance and stuff, so he's an earner! and he's been around forever so you know, where'd you cover your baseball? =P

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