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Darkside

Post subject: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 3:47 pm

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Cancer warnings for coffee?

Yeesh.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:27 pm

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Another reason to not drink Starbucks coffee.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:27 pm

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I'd be safe and warm (I'd be safe and warm)
If I was in L.A. (if I was in L.A.)

Nomination denied.

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 4:58 pm

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You know California is really weird when viewed from afar in all aspects. I go there several times a year for different reasons and varied locations. And you know what? It is reall fucking great to be out there most of the time.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:06 pm

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pittmike wrote:

We went out there quite a few years ago and loved it.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:56 pm

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I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:58 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

Coffee causes cancer in California.
You'll be fine here. But there...

Cancer.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:01 pm

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how does a coffee cancer warning affect 70 degree average temp and all the weedz?!?!

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:02 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

how does a coffee cancer warning affect 70 degree average temp and all the weedz?!?!

Wait...

All the weedz?

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:04 pm

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all of them. Ocean Beach yo.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:04 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

all of them. Ocean Beach yo.

Well...
They do need ac out there.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:05 pm

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yeah, like 11 months out of the year...

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:06 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

yeah, like 11 months out of the year...

So you're saying I could make money and there's all them weeds.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:12 pm

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yes, however. we'd have to all live together..and with 4 other people on the 3rd floor of a 2 bedroom "chill pad" that my friends mom got from her ex-husband for $4,500 a month.

but, we can like...totally walk to the beach.

and we have to sell weed now.

oh, I forgot to mention. there's like 7 dogs, 15 cats, and an iguana named hector that bites you while you are sleeping.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:15 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Sounds charming.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:22 pm

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in all seriousness, a fixer upper 1,500 square foot home with attached garage is $400k min. in Wales Vagina.

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:23 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

in all seriousness, a fixer upper 1,500 square foot home with attached garage is $400k min. in Wales Vagina.

Well... if I had a 100% increase in pay I'd be good with that

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:27 pm

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oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:28 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

Might be a bit out of my price range.
Unless I became a Male prostitute.
Maybe I should try that

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:37 pm

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"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

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Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:39 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Cue the smoke machine.....

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:40 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Oooooh.

You can be my social media/advertising manager.
That and dispatcheryou get 20% .

But you might have to kill deadbeats.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:43 pm

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Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Oooooh.

You can be my social media/advertising manager.
That and dispatcheryou get 20% .

But you might have to kill deadbeats.

Go on ....

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 6:44 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

"When you are cold at night...this guy turns up the heat...when it's too hot, he can cool you down....LADIES, IT'S TIME TO GET DARKSIDE....."

Oooooh.

You can be my social media/advertising manager.
That and dispatcheryou get 20% .

But you might have to kill deadbeats.

Go on ....

Um... he wouldn't have to eat the deadbeats.
Unless he wanted to.
But that called cannibalism... and is frowned upon.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:06 pm

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Tiny wants to be the muscle...I'll let him have that. I can cook the books and preheat the oven for the pies....as needed.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:07 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

Tiny wants to be the muscle...I'll let him have that. I can cook the books and preheat the oven for the pies....as needed.

Thats... creative.

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Regular Reader

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:07 pm

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Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

Might be a bit out of my price range.
Unless I became a Male prostitute.
Maybe I should try that

The Johns will love you, I'm sure :lol:

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:09 pm

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Regular Reader wrote:

Darkside wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

oh wait...i was wrong. 912 square feet and almost $500k. This is in the same neighborhood that Rah's sister lives.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/7095 ... 3213_zpid/

Might be a bit out of my price range.
Unless I became a Male prostitute.
Maybe I should try that

The Johns will love you, I'm sure :lol:

Johns... what the fuck... Jane's motherfucker janes!

Wait ... there's DUDES who go for Male prostitutes?

Ok. Revision. I install the ac. Don helps me hoark it into the yard. Doug still kills deadbeats.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:15 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

That idea seems shaky.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: California

Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2018 7:15 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

doug - evergreen park wrote:

I would move to San Diego tomorrow if I could afford living out there....and pass the seismic portion of the PE exam.

That idea seems shaky.

You find a fault in his logic?

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