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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:52 am

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If I get killed by a de-orbiting urination tube while I'm cooking Easter dinner, I will not be happy.

I guess I wouldn't be mad either. The dead thing.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:26 am

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Is there a link, or is this poetry?

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:30 am

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Do you worry about this everyday like a phobia or is it a one a year easter thing?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:41 am

https://www.space.com/40154-chinese-spa ... ction.html

The governor of Michigan put the state on emergency alert.

Northern Illinois has been right in the middle of the High Probability path all week.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:41 am

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No it's actually coming down, the original de-orbit forecast had it burning up over our section of the Midwest.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:45 am

China has not disclosed details of the station so our experts cannot predict exactly how quickly it will disintegrate and lose its orbit but it will likely hit portions of the Northern US.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:47 am

https://www.freep.com/story/news/local/ ... 470931002/

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:49 am

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JLN or BMac's house is fine with me.

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I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

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Peoria Matt

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:36 am

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

If I get killed by a de-orbiting urination tube while I'm cooking Easter dinner, I will not be happy.

I'd be pissed.

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RFDC

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 11:04 am

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:51 pm

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Telegram Sam wrote:

Is there a link, or is this poetry?

T-Sam, you have many thoughts on poetry. That's awesome.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:02 pm

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These things fall to Earth all the time.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:09 pm

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Still less dangerous than teen texting.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:37 pm

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Cheap, high quality space stations.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:44 pm

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Would this get changed to a shoutout if it crashed on Heyward's head?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 7:54 pm

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Thing about a Chinese space station crash is an hour later you want to crash another one.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:02 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Thing about a Chinese space station crash is an hour later you want to crash another one.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:09 pm

100000 CLUB

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Darkside wrote:

Thing about a Chinese space station crash is an hour later you want to crash another one.

Horry Cow!

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 8:38 pm

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You have a cataract.

No, I drive a rincoln continental.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:00 pm

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:40 pm

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Will homeowner's insurance cover this?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:49 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Will homeowner's insurance cover this?

No.

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:52 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Will homeowner's insurance cover this?

No.

Ponzi scheme

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:53 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Caller Bob wrote:

Will homeowner's insurance cover this?

No.

How about a garage?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:53 pm

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Should have read your policy.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:57 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Should have read your policy.

I heard the chances of a piece of space junk hitting you are about 1 in 2 trillion.

I'm much more worried about the mysterious sonic booms going on:

https://www.google.com/search?q=mysteri ... 24&bih=637

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Caller Bob

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 9:58 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Should have read your policy.

Extendyouainting circumstances

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:00 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Should have read your policy.

I heard the chances of a piece of space junk hitting you are about 1 in 2 trillion.

Ban space junk!

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:02 pm

jimmypasta wrote:

I'm much more worried about the mysterious sonic booms going on:

Those are aliens.

It's OK. Trump's building a wall.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Chinese Space Station

Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2018 10:03 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

I'm much more worried about the mysterious sonic booms going on:

Those are aliens.

It's OK. Trump's building a wall.

Maybe he will get the Vulcans to pay for it.

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