"Corporate" has decided that the classic chocolate frosted donut will no longer be available. They only sell them with sprinkles. This is a travesty!

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Well that's fucking stupid.

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Weird call. They easily could have eliminated any other number of things.

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Elections have consequences.

"Bill! Listen, yeah it's Rusty from corporate. Yeah. She's doing great, thanks. So listen - I'm calling because I, haha, well I fucked up, Bill. I put a few extra 0's on an order, ha - you know how that goes - and a week later - fuck me! - I've got 800 pallets of goddamn sprinkles in my warehouse. So, th- right, I am fucked, haha! So I made a few phone calls, and we want you to nix the standard chocolate donut from the menu. For now. No no no, this is just, eh, this is just temporary, Bill. Take alllllll those chocs, lay 'em out in the parking lot, and I'll swing by with Merv here in a few hours and- what's that? Oh yeah, we're going to sprinkle those cocksuckers. Fuck 'em, Bill, the customer can eat sprinkles, the fat fucks. If they don't like it they can brush 'em off."

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They should just eliminate the donuts entirely. Fucking garbage. Even 7-11 has better donuts.

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they only thing i like there are fresh munchkins (no really fresh anymore). there is just something about them. the dunkin donuts here i don't believe do any frying. they get them frozen and pop them in the oven. when we were kids, we used ot get to sit on a stool and watch them make them. what a travesty.

we have 2 places here that just destroy dunkin donuts and are even cheaper. they fry starting at 4 in the morning.

The donuts went to shit years ago when they stopped making them onsite.

Well, depends how long ago they were thrown away, I imagine.

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we lost all our dunkin donuts in the Quad Cities in 1996 or 7. we got one back in like 2010 or so and and one day we went in and it was like 10:00 and they were out of some donuts. I was like, well just freaking make them. they were like they are trucked in sorry. I was like, well thats it for me. Hyvee donuts are better.

Can't they just pause the sprinkles-adding machine while they're making chocolate-iced donuts?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

they should eliminate all their food too- microwaved garbage
just have a small kiosk and sell coffee only

There are gas stations in the South that have Dunkin Donuts Express in them...it's the whole Dunkin setup, cream machine, etc, but all self serve...

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yea ive seen those at airports

Also, the drive-thru at Dunkin Donuts should be for Coffee and Non-toasted items only. If you need something toasted you take your fucking ass inside. They actually enforce this in Boston.

Agreed...

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Their donuts suck.

Agree with HND on HyVee donuts but you have more than one and the diabeetus starts to kick in.

Exactly same issue with Tim Horton's. The Brazilians came in and turned Tim Horton's into a super efficient operation in producing shit.

Tim Horton's coffee is still wonderful though.

Anyways, The U.S.A, Land of the Free, Home of the Diabetic doesn't need to be eating a donut or toasted cheese sandwich for breakfast anyways. Just eat your banana and black coffee with Elmurst Stevia for breakfast.

i have a banana with wheaties, grapefruit juice, and occasionally cheerio's or plain oatmeal.

on the rare occasion i do DD, i couldn't care less about where it's manufactured. when you have a steady diet of bland, a sugar rush is a sugar rush. fuck it.

Bill Rosenberg. Nice touch!

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Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

This. There are still a few that I think make them in house (St Charles on North Ave comes to mind) and those are quite good.

those 2 ma and pa shops are my go to (Donuts n More and Donut Delight) but hyvee last year started frying instead of oven baking their donuts. they are just killing it.

2 boiled eggs and tabasco for me every morning during the week days

I probably gained a good 5 lbs when 7-11 had the 2 for $2.22 on the apple bear claws a few months back.

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I remember about 25 years ago my sister was applying for a job with DD in my hometown. The manager told her during the interview that if she would drop a donut on the ground, she would have have to pick it up and put it on the display for sale. Losing out on 20 cents worth of product was too much, I guess.

I pretty much stopped going to DD after I heard that.

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Was the manager Apu?

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did he look like this?




i applied to dunkin donuts when i was a kid because i was told that you could eat as many as you wanted while making them.

It's sad what they became. Why can't you compete with Starbucks and make decent donuts?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Yes, or one of his cousins.

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