Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.

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Heard it!

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.

He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Yeah. He has been doing it for too long.

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Elections have consequences.

Was it that she said "it's either me or pretending to get high with Steve Rosenbloom"?

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Yeah I had to stay on the line to give Shep my info, and I had to listen to Grote talk about booze costing him his girl.

Who asks Grote why he is single? Way to kill the mood man.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.

His Les isnt that bad

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It was probably kind of funny the first few times he did it several years ago, but it's gotten to be his version of Rozner's "Why do you hate McGowan?" bit. They got some positive feedback on it years ago and whenever they're going to trot it out every damn time.

Congratulations on winning. I'll check out the podcast later to hear your call.

It's not that Grote's impressions are bad. They're fine. But it's the same lines every time. It gets old.

What he should do is what I do.

Go in the studio and prepare a dialogue with all of his impressions. So have Lou Pinella, Harrison Ford, Les Grobstein and his other guys have some weird stupid conversation. Work on it to make it funny and then play it on the air.

wait a minute...now you're stalking Grote? this stuff is moving too fast for me.....

Can you guys dumb this down for me a little? Did they say that Sir was the one most likely to get pinched for solicitation?

That is kind of a two part question. Someone with some degree of sophistication in the area probably knows enough not to get caught. It is the one off john who is going to be spending his weekend in jail.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Parkins said he had a person in mind but wouldn't say who.

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It's funny because my choice would be Danny Parkins.

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Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

I was kind of expecting him to say himself, as he is pretty self-deprecating. When someone asked him the most times he had masturbated in a day, he didn't shy away. In fact, he mentioned that it would be cool to have a "baseball card" when you die that showed how many times you did various things in your life...like go to Chipotle, or masturbated.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Someone asked Grote how big his dick was. Parkins apparently already answered that previously.

Someone tried to get a producer to answer who gave out the score hotline to the debt collectors

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.

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Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.

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Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.

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Elections have consequences.

It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.

I trust pittmike in all alcohol related matters.

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He's lying. Any alcoholic worth their salt knows that's a pint.

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Has anyone asked which on-air talent is most likely to use racial slurs casually?

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I should have clarified a "female prostitute" to DQ Leery and Goff

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