It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Better than ordering a sandwich at HawaiiYou's. His joint doesn't even have sliced bread yet.

Potbelly's always has some guy who hasn't showered or shaved in a week blasting the guitar at the door.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Maybe I'm just a fat fuck...but I always found the portions at Potbellys incredibly small.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

That guy just needs to OD already...what pisses me off about that is that the way the music carries through the restaurant, you can't hear the mumbling millennials behind the counter get your order wrong...

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

It doesn't make sense. The fact that he's there is annoying enough, but bringing a speaker that blasts it for a mile radius is just over the top.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I do like their broccoli cheddar soup.

I am not a legal expert, how many times do I have to say it?

When I lived in Evanston there was a Jimmy John's less than a mile from my house. One night I called for delivery and they told me to call the Skokie location which was about three miles away. After hearing their dumb commercials about fast delivery I was naturally infuriated. I actually wrote a letter to Jimmy himself. He pretty much told me to go fuck myself. I'm on permanent boycott.

Yeah, I remember your letter. I still have it. Again, i don't even know who Impulse Manslaughter is, let alone have an opinion on what would be their definitive line up.

Yeah, I remember your letter. I still have it. Again, i don't even know who Impulse Manslaughter is, let alone have an opinion on what would be their definitive line up.

Come on Jimmy! You could have at least sent me some coupons. I guess you were too busy fishing.

Come on Jimmy! You could have at least sent me some coupons. I guess you were too busy fishing.

Jimmy John- GREAT GUY! We're gonna go on safari together to kill some leopards. I'm gonna use the skin from mine to make panties for my wife, Lori, and a couple pair each for Alex Guarnaschelli, and Amanda Freitag. I plan on chopping up the meat and rolling it up in buttered seaweed and rice. Gonna call it African sushi!

And for the record, no one wants to listen to Jack Johnson or Vance Joy, let alone some miserable college kid performing over-amplified acoustic covers of them...

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Upon further review, Guy Fieri is probably the one person in the world that would want to listen to this shit.

Nickelback, bro!

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

You are the only person I know who would do this. I think you're crazy, but I respect it.

In general, I don't understand why all sandwich shops have to be hipsterish. Jimmy John's has their cute little phrases and lists, and Potbelly's always has some guy who hasn't showered or shaved in a week blasting the guitar at the door.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

I have a friend who grew up in Cherry Hill, NJ and she says that Jersey Mike's is a reasonable facsimile of a real Philly cheesesteak and one of the closer versions she has had in Chicago. According to her the closest to authentic is Monti's at Lawrence near Western. They use real Amoroso rolls.

And for the record, no one wants to listen to Jack Johnson or Vance Joy

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

TRUTH! TRUTH!!! THERE AREN'T BIG ENOUGH LETTERS IN PHPBB TO DENOTE THIS TRUTH!


What's the newest Vance Joy single, something where he's strumming a ukelele and saying "it's such a nice day but sorry I fucked up"?

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

KQX has been infected with the Vance Joy/George Ezra virus too. At least James Bay disappeared, but he's been replaced by something called "Anderson East," which is not a person's real name, it's a wing of a state-university residence hall. You suck, Anderson East, if that's your real name.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Speaking of Jack Johnson...I forgot he even existed until I was listening to a recommended playlist on Apple Music this morning and a song of his came on...yeah, just atrocious...it was like they took the worst parts of an LTG/BRick/JLN triple threat and added a poorly played acoustic track.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

Because otherwise they're overcharging you for something you could get prepared at the grocery store or easily make from food at the grocery store.

I'm a big dumb shitlib baby

surfin' on the beach in the morning mist
Israel doesn't have the right to exist

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)