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Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.

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Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.

Heard it! :cheers:

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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Guess who won a free haircut for asking Parkins which Score employee would be most likely to be arrested for solicitation of a hooker?

Even got a reference to "waiting in the hallway" by Parkins.


:lol: :lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


Yeah. :lol: He has been doing it for too long.

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.

Was it that she said "it's either me or pretending to get high with Steve Rosenbloom"?

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Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


Yeah I had to stay on the line to give Shep my info, and I had to listen to Grote talk about booze costing him his girl.

Who asks Grote why he is single? Way to kill the mood man.

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Curious Hair wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.

Was it that she said "it's either me or pretending to get high with Steve Rosenbloom"?

:lol:

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.


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Tad Queasy wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.


His Les isnt that bad

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
Tad Queasy wrote:
badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.


He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.


He should stop doing impressions, period.

They are not funny, he does them too often, and it's like the show turns into to open mic at a bad comedy club.


His Les isnt that bad


It was probably kind of funny the first few times he did it several years ago, but it's gotten to be his version of Rozner's "Why do you hate McGowan?" bit. They got some positive feedback on it years ago and whenever they're going to trot it out every damn time.

Congratulations on winning. :D I'll check out the podcast later to hear your call.


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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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It's not that Grote's impressions are bad. They're fine. But it's the same lines every time. It gets old.

What he should do is what I do.

Go in the studio and prepare a dialogue with all of his impressions. So have Lou Pinella, Harrison Ford, Les Grobstein and his other guys have some weird stupid conversation. Work on it to make it funny and then play it on the air.


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It's not that Grote's impressions are bad. They're fine. But it's the same lines every time. It gets old.

What he should do is what I do.

Go in the studio and prepare a dialogue with all of his impressions. So have Lou Pinella, Harrison Ford, Les Grobstein and his other guys have some weird stupid conversation. Work on it to make it funny and then play it on the air.



wait a minute...now you're stalking Grote? this stuff is moving too fast for me.....


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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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Can you guys dumb this down for me a little? Did they say that Sir was the one most likely to get pinched for solicitation?

That is kind of a two part question. Someone with some degree of sophistication in the area probably knows enough not to get caught. It is the one off john who is going to be spending his weekend in jail.

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Can you guys dumb this down for me a little? Did they say that Sir was the one most likely to get pinched for solicitation?



Parkins said he had a person in mind but wouldn't say who.

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 Post subject: Re: 4/11 Can't Do It
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It's funny because my choice would be Danny Parkins.

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Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

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It's funny because my choice would be Danny Parkins.


I was kind of expecting him to say himself, as he is pretty self-deprecating. When someone asked him the most times he had masturbated in a day, he didn't shy away. In fact, he mentioned that it would be cool to have a "baseball card" when you die that showed how many times you did various things in your life...like go to Chipotle, or masturbated.

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badrogue17 wrote:
Peoria Matt wrote:
That was good.

The Grote explanation about why he was single was kind of depressing.
He should stop doing the Harrison Ford impression in the bedroom and his prospects will improve.

Get off my bed!!!

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Someone asked Grote how big his dick was. Parkins apparently already answered that previously.

Someone tried to get a producer to answer who gave out the score hotline to the debt collectors


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WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.

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Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.

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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.


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Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


He's lying. Any alcoholic worth their salt knows that's a pint.

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pittmike wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.



I should have clarified a "female prostitute" to DQ Leery and Goff

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
End B&B Please wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Jaw Breaker wrote:
Franky T wrote:
WaitingforRuffcorn wrote:
Speigel. Didn't the producers have a conversation on how he's a regular at rub and tugs?

Can someone sum up the Grote story? Think the Sox game was wrapping up when that part was on.

Alcohol relapses are why he is single.


Yeah, it was sad...he said he didn't know how much vodka he was drinking--whether it was two or three "flasks" or "fifths" every day. Yikes.


Not fifths. Smaller than that. The bottle like a flask he said.


It was a fifth! Grote and Parkins don't know what a fifth is.

The bit is already becoming old. How big is your dick? Gross. At least the prostitute one was in bounds. I'm guessing it'd be Rick camp or herb.



I should have clarified a "female prostitute" to DQ Leery and Goff


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