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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:31 pm

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Nas wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

That was quick. Sad!

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What did you ask him to say?

MANY people are saying that this is the best sports message board in Chicago.

I dont think he likes us. I wonder why?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:31 pm

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Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

What did you ask him to say?

MANY people are saying that this is the best sports message board in Chicago.

I dont think he likes us. I wonder why?

Beardown?

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:39 pm

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Nas wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

Darkside wrote:

Nas wrote:

What did you ask him to say?

MANY people are saying that this is the best sports message board in Chicago.

I dont think he likes us. I wonder why?

Beardown?

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:40 pm

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This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:41 pm

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Score is doomed wrote:

Nas wrote:

The poor bastard has to do Cameos to make up for the lost time slot income WE cost him when WE helped get him demoted to mid days.

You really thought he would do one of these for us??? :lol:

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:42 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

No, Dan's not gonna get shitcanned and resort to wishing Tim Baffoe a happy birthday to provide for his family. Probably someone told him about it and he realized he knew enough suckers to buy The Damn Kid a new set of goalie pads.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:43 pm

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Seacrest wrote:

Score is doomed wrote:

Nas wrote:

The poor bastard has to do Cameos to make up for the lost time slot income WE cost him when WE helped get him demoted to mid days.

You really thought he would do one of these for us??? :lol:

I took a shot.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:45 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

Monetize everything.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:46 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

Agreed.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 7:56 pm

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FavreFan wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

Agreed.

Except gig stuff like this has existed for years. Dan jumps on the bandwagon now because....why, then? Did the midday demotion come with a salary cut?

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:01 pm

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I'm guessing anything that sounds promotional will be denied.

Need to do something that sounds personal with promo detail to get through.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:03 pm

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https://mobile.twitter.com/bookcameo/status/888491867427540992

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Brick

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:03 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

Agreed.

Except gig stuff like this has existed for years. Dan jumps on the bandwagon now because....why, then? Did the midday demotion come with a salary cut?

Wouldn't shock me if it's a potential sponsor.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:06 pm

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If Dan refuses to do one for someone whose social/political views conflict with Dan's views (well, at least those he publicly claims to hold), with the person sue Dan like the florists and bakers who have been sued?

Curious Hair wrote:

Dan's probably gonna knock these out like Krusty the Clown laying down his voiceovers.

Great scene!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fr9RYgIun9A

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:12 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Wouldn't shock me if it's a potential sponsor.

Good catch.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:17 pm

Just wanted to say thanks to Dietrich for letting me know about the CFRCast.com podcast with WSCR's Dan McNeil and Danny Parkins and a bunch of other fun episodes. It's a treat being away from Chicago and getting a taste of the city. THANKS!

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:19 pm

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Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

If you want it to mean that, then sure.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:21 pm

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Aaaaannnnnd.....declined.

That was so fast that I don't even think this is real.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:21 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Nas wrote:

Not looking good. I'll have to hire Goff or Chet.

Why not both?!?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:23 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

FavreFan wrote:

Curious Hair wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

Agreed.

Except gig stuff like this has existed for years. Dan jumps on the bandwagon now because....why, then? Did the midday demotion come with a salary cut?

Wouldn't shock me if it's a potential sponsor.

Of course it is. Bernstein isn't going to hustle for a living. Even if he got completely shitcanned from media, he knows enough people to get a gig doing something for a decent amount of money.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:40 pm

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Submission: I respect your opinions about a variety of topics, Matt Spiegel, and I also respect you as a man.

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Terry's Peeps

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:42 pm

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Poor Beardown couldn't get a cameo.

SAD

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:48 pm

I'm tempted to just do "I LOVE DAN BERNSTEIN!!" to see if it gets through.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:49 pm

I think Joe Paterno was treated unfairly. He was old. He didn't know about sexual deviants.

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Beardown

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 8:51 pm

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See if these things get through.

1. I hate Jason Goff because he's black

2. Women are only good for the bedroom and the kitchen.

3. Jesus is our lord and savior.

4. I want Dan McNeil's son to marry my daughter.

GO!!!!

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Juice's Lecture Notes

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:05 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Juice's Lecture Notes wrote:

This is the signal that Dan is done in the near future, right?

If you want it to mean that, then sure.

I'll italicize some more Latin phrases, for you. :roll:

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:05 pm

I just watched some of these and - I get Dan's position, easy money - but these seem incredibly, incredibly, incredibly odd.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:09 pm

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Good lord man when did Bernstein start looking like Dick Cheney?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:13 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Boilermaker Rick wrote:

Wouldn't shock me if it's a potential sponsor.

Good catch.

To whom are they marketing, then? All the big-wigs that listen to Dan's show? This is a place that caters to "athlete[s] and influencer[s]", not "Hey have your niece pay for you to drunkenly record her birthday wish from the Bears game".

Dan's trolling for show content in a completely unexpected ploy to reinvent himself, or he's trying to make extra cash AS THE LONGEST-TENURED SPORTS TALK TALENT IN THE CITY WHY THE FUCK WOULD HE BE TAKING MONEY FOR THIS OTHERWISE?!?!?! (Especially because with a litigator in his immediate family, he should—and obviously does, given his Cheeseburger Cameo—the acting as a paid spokesperson opens said spokesperson up to certain legal liabilities)

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Chet Coppock's Fur Coat

Post subject: Re: Let Bernstein make a personalized video for you

Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2018 9:14 pm

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We need one of Dan wishing Chet a happy 70th birthday on April 29.

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