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pittmike

Post subject: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:50 pm

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Put a Ghost Pepper in my mouth. Yikes.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:55 pm

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smile direct club

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 4:58 pm

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Dining on Now and Laters just after getting my braces on.

Also other stuff in college when I needed the money. (One of those microphones telemarketers use.)

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:03 pm

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I mean I went to college man... so... you know...

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:04 pm

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tommy wrote:

Dining on Now and Laters just after getting my braces on.

Also other stuff in college when I needed the money. (One of those microphones telemarketers use.)

Is there anything worse than Now and Laters?

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pittmike

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:14 pm

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SpiralStairs wrote:

tommy wrote:

Dining on Now and Laters just after getting my braces on.

Also other stuff in college when I needed the money. (One of those microphones telemarketers use.)

Is there anything worse than Now and Laters?

I have some deep crowns of my molars. A lot of things like those get stuck bad.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:14 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I mean I went to college man... so... you know...

In all seriousness, it surprised me how many women I know got through college working in the sex industry. Virtually all of them were involved in phone sex, so it wasn't anything too dangerous and lurid, but still kind of sad.

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SpiralStairs

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:14 pm

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pittmike wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

tommy wrote:

Dining on Now and Laters just after getting my braces on.

Also other stuff in college when I needed the money. (One of those microphones telemarketers use.)

Is there anything worse than Now and Laters?

I have some deep crowns of my molars. A lot of things like those get stuck bad.

ANSWER. THE. QUESTION.

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tommy

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:15 pm

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pittmike wrote:

SpiralStairs wrote:

tommy wrote:

Dining on Now and Laters just after getting my braces on.

Also other stuff in college when I needed the money. (One of those microphones telemarketers use.)

Is there anything worse than Now and Laters?

I have some deep crowns of my molars. A lot of things like those get stuck bad.

Them Jolly Rancher Stix took off some of my crowns. Just ripped 'em right off.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:23 pm

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kodiak

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chaspoppcap

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 5:26 pm

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why was my post removed?

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newper

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 6:04 pm

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This is honest to God true -- I got my lip stuck in a camera by shutting the film door on it and I couldn't get it out so I was trying to wedge it open with a paring knife.

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Scooter

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:19 pm

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Beets.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:44 pm

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tommy wrote:

That's how I got through college.

Government-subsidized college work-study NPR Phone Sex -

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2018 7:55 pm

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chaspoppcap wrote:

why was my post removed?

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 12:55 pm

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Scooter wrote:

Beets.

This guy gets it.

doug - evergreen park wrote:

kodiak

Correct...Copenhagen much better.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:24 pm

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Whatever I did, she won't stop calling me.

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Caller Bob

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Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:43 pm

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Your wife's pussy.

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Dewskie

Post subject: Re: Dumb/Dangerous things you did in your mouth?

Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2018 1:44 pm

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Caller Bob wrote:

Your wife's pussy.

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