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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Who cares? Your generation killed video rental stores and Handy Andy.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Arguably the most retarded article I've ever read.

So the market is ripe for a restaurant centered around eating ass?

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Awful

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Is it because millennials are more likely to be homos?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Yes they are big into "that gay shit" to quote a meme.

https://www.salon.com/2015/02/02/ass_is ... e_partner/

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Well if you would read this board we are all just a bunch of rich snobs never ever eating at chilli’s or even considering Walmart while all along bitching about the cost of premium gas for our Audis.

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Elections have consequences.

Well this is disconcerting

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Nothing says molester like Handy Andy.

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Henry Bessemer
George Westinghouse
Oscar Meyer

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The cable TV business model will crash if Millennials refuse to purchase the TV services.

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God is the uncaused cause of the universe. He had no beginning and has no end. He is not bound by the laws of the universe he created.

Brilliant deduction.

"business sure to fail if people don't buy it's product"

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Jim Norton's gonna be thrilled.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Beer penetration is on the rise in this area.

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You know me like that.

Is that, like, rogering someone with a Michelob bottle?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Sure....like....

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You know me like that.

I feel like eating ass and Gangnam Style both hit their peaks around the same time... sure, as a novelty it still goes on, but it isn't what it used to be.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

Solid sig if anyone's interested.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

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wait, this article is from Halloween of last year?

fuck you, michael myers!

I think it means rogering the Michelob bottle

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"Now comes good sailing. Moose. Indian."

Well, I guess turnabout is fair play.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I, too, prefer paper towels to napkins. I didn't know that makes me a millennial.

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Not at all clear on why anyone wouldn't tbh.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Yeah who wants to have a napkin dispenser in their home.

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Bad Company didn't nail it on the first draft.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Nice

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

1. Casual dining chains like Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's - all suck. we're right.
2. The concept of "starter homes" — they're renting longer and buying expensive houses later - smart. save on transactional costs
3. Beer - not alcoholics. smart
4. Napkins - waste. paper towels are FAR SUPERIOR
5. "Breastaurant" chains like Hooters - creepy. good riddance
6. Cereal - ok, no one bats .1000. cereal is great
7. Golf - great call. waste of real estate, resources and time
8. Motorcycles - dangerous. always get in the way of cars. another great call
9. Homeownership - smart. renting is the financially wiser decision.
10. Yogurt — especially light yogurt - who cares.
11. Bars of soap - 100% on the right side of history. bar soap suuuuuuucks
12. Diamonds - another smart decision. we are great
13. Fabric softener - like cereal, we are sometimes wrong. fabric softener is key
14. Banks - misleading. should've said bank branches. they're nice to visit when required.
15. Department stores like Macy's and Sears - they suck. of course we won't use our money there.
16. Designer handbags - good riddance. we'll make sure to give them to goodwill when our boomer parents hand them down to us
17. Gyms - untrue. specific to bad gyms
18. Home-improvement stores like Home Depot and Lowe's - that's what a landlord is for. his problem, not ours
19. Football - put this in the cereal/fabric softener pile of bad decisions.
20. Oil - eh, bad call. oil is very helpful

16 out of 20 is very good. good thing millenials are around to fix the fucked up things previous generations thought were a good idea.