For posting this picture on Twitter. Many humorless people are offended.

Kinda dumb but this joke has been around for generations.

Though you have to wonder if Jay the Ammusexual's erection is from his 9mm or his daughter?

When "anything you do to her, you better be ready to do to me" doesn't have enough homoerotic overtones as it is, involve a gun!

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Is that Jon Bon Jovi’s kid?

He's got a little middle-aged Chris Jericho in him. Latent gay gun dad, you just made the list!

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It's a. 45 loser.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

The real problem here is that white belt.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Not ok. Should be on a no guns list. Warning signs. Could be next mass shooter.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Placekickers in Norway don't have this problem.

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You know me like that.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

I wish one of my high school dance dates' dads would have threatened to murder me. It would have implied that he had some confidence that I was getting laid.

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The first time I went to my high school girlfriend's house, her dad was holding a shotgun in his garage. It was an attempt to be funny, but I didn't get the joke. I thought he was just cleaning his gun in the garage. So when I didn't laugh, he came up and assured me he was kidding, but I didn't even realize what he was talking about.

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What a pussfied country we've become.

He's threatening to murder a high schooler. Shouldn't this ban him from gun ownership?

...or the standard excuse of "warning signs were missed" is useless.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Maybe just raise your daughter in a manner where you can trust her to live her life rather than running around like a nut with a gun trying to make her into some weird virgin.

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Ecclesiastes 5:8

Haha, yeah and I think all of us wish our high school dates were that cute.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

girl was wearing jimmy choo earrings by the end of the night anyway

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I don't like blondes.

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Jay is 41 with an 18 year old daughter and he is worried about her starting young?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

No one, especially not the son dating Jay's daughter, should feel threatened by this picture. We all know Jay's aim forces it wide left.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

It is supposed to be a joke. Ha Ha. get it?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

My friend's dad posted this on her facebook wall:



Totally normal, just bein' a normal dad.

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see that's just stupid. not even funny.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I thought that was cool and I would be that dad and then I turned 24.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

How old is your friend?

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Boomer memes are the fucking worst

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Those memes are corny and unfunny, but they’re not the least bit threatening.

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