Dan Bernstein
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I will never know if that @McNeil_Parkins segment was terribly awesome or awesomely terrible, but I know I stayed in the car to listen to it.

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Team player.

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Elections have consequences.

Bernstein must have gotten a real good trip behind the woodshed from Jimmy deCastro last month!

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

No shit. It’s pathetic and sad how neutered he is now.

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-- source

Glad McNeil was there to bring up past score feuds with Hawk and keep it light. You could tell Parkins was all ready to make the segment about Hawk fat shaming Mitch. You know if Spiegs was still there it would be 15 minutes of "Hawk is a racist old man" shit.

PS: I'm assuming this is the Hawk calling Mitch a penguin segment

Don't kick a motherfucker when he's down.

I was the biggest Bernstein hater, but he got his, so let him be.

Shit, man. You play Dread Pirate Roberts, and then you pass the role onto someone else and move on, that's just how it goes.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The Bernstein & Goff show, dead at age 83 weeks

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

83!

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That was warranted back in March, no doubt.

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

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