They just came to my door, they were very nice, and they left when I told them I was ok with where I am now. It's nice to see that not all religous people are pushy know-it-alls who get offended by the slightest denial of their beliefs.

I still called the police but I was impressed.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

You should borrow one of DS' AR's, and "Yeti" the shit out of a bible.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Science has done that for roughly 500 years so no real need to.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hey the King James bible didn't even come out until the early 1600's!

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They are leaving the neighborhood now. It would seem as if they were unable to save anyone here.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

See you in hell!

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Hawaii (fuck) You

I wonder if I'm getting a shoutout for being nice on the Bible Fanatics Message Board?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I give them credit. If you really believed in the concept of hell and you don’t do everything in your power to save your fellow man you are just kinda a dick.

They probably no longer believe in God.

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They didn't get to that part. They were just telling me how bad the world is right now. I didn't want to tell them that Trump was fixing that.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

NEVER EVER take one of their pamphlets.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

They were dressed very nicely. JORR probably would have believed them.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Have a blessed day

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“When I walked in this morning, and saw the flag was at half mast, I thought 'alright another bureaucrat ate it.'" - Ron Swanson

Great solicitation today.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

i always take a few extra

Makes good kindling

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Gotta get out early. Before the miscreants are up and have had their first joints

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'm guessing my neighborhood is more of an alcohol and pills type of community.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I really wonder how effective this is. I mean, people aren't willing to buy vacuum cleaners from door-to-door salesmen any more but yet a knock on the door can get someone to buy into eternal salvation from our Lord and Savior(or another dude who has a similar storyline)?

I'm sure Amazon will eventually enter this industry and crush it too.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Racial!

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Drones will show up to your door to deliver pamphlets

I don't think Amazon's offering thoughts and prayers yet, unless you're a Prime Customer.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I do not answer the door when I'm not expecting a knock.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I used to do the same but now my 2 year old runs to the window every time there is a knock so it's hard to pretend I'm not home.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

So what if you are home and they know. Fuck em.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Pretty much.

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I want to intimidate any potential intruder.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I don't open the door, just waive them off through the little window. unless it is a little hottie working for Greenpeace or some other leftwing nutjob org.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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