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leashyourkids

Post subject: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:29 pm

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If they find that the audio is delayed, just stop the interview. Nothing makes me PTFB faster.

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redskingreg

Post subject: Re: Audio-delayed TV Interviews

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:37 pm

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Hub’s voice is my quickest PTFB

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Audio-delayed TV Interviews

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:39 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Hub’s voice is my quickest PTFB

Probably a better topic. Let’s run with it.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:39 pm

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We know what the board racists are going to say...

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sinicalypse

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:43 pm

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the old version of the commercial had those telltale hi-hats to start it off to give you a heads up. the new one is a bit more clever with not giving you that warning =/

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BigW72

Post subject: Re: Audio-delayed TV Interviews

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:45 pm

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Let me correct this for you...

redskingreg wrote:

ZZ's voice is my quickest PTFB

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Douchebag

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:47 pm

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:

We know what the board racists are going to say...

Definitely not Dan Bernstein.

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denisdman

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:49 pm

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That Dustin guy on M&H is pretty bad. His voice and thoughts are quite grating.

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Tad Queasy

Post subject: Re: Audio-delayed TV Interviews

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 12:53 pm

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redskingreg wrote:

Hub’s voice is my quickest PTFB

Definitely.

Tales of Bernstein's son's video game playing is climbing the charts.

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:13 pm

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Awkwardly choreographed talk TV shows are terrible too. Happens a lot on NFL pregame shows when they’re on the miniature replica field. At least one or two of them always looks completely uncomfortable and unsure where to stand.

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:19 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

and one is always passing a football back and forth between their hands

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:20 pm

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Bagels wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

and one is always passing a football back and forth between their hands

Yup!

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:32 pm

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Jesse Rogers
Rick Sutcliffe
ZZ's Bears reports used to
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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:39 pm

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SJW Radio
Cubs Talk
NBA talk...all of it, Bulls included.

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Hatchetman

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:42 pm

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If somehow it gets turned to AM 670.

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Apologist

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:44 pm

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Cubs broadcasts

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FrankDrebin

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 1:59 pm

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JDC's voice

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:06 pm

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my pillow ads

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:08 pm

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Goff's giggling...oh wait!

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sjboyd0137

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:10 pm

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Mike North
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Mike Golic

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Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

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IMU

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:18 pm

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Football talk between February and August.
Bernstein.
Kaplan sharing an opinion.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 2:32 pm

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IMU wrote:

Football talk between February and August.

I don't believe you.

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DAC

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:19 pm

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tommy

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:33 pm

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sjboyd0137 wrote:

Mike North
Murph
JDC
Zaidman
Waddle
Mike Golic

This about covers it....

Frank Coztansa wrote:

Jesse Rogers
Rick Sutcliffe
ZZ's Bears reports used to
Michael Wilbon
Bernstien

Complete d-bag. Sorry Ignatius and NU grads.

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ToxicMasculinity

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 3:49 pm

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Anytime someone says Twitter or Deadspin

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Curious Hair

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:39 pm

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Golf. Golf, golf, golf. I don't want to hear a word on the air about golf. Not Tiger Woods, not Bernstein's son, not anyone in between. NO GOLF.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:47 pm

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Curious Hair wrote:

Golf. Golf, golf, golf. I don't want to hear a word on the air about golf. Not Tiger Woods, not Bernstein's son, not anyone in between. NO GOLF.

Yup

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IMU

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:52 pm

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Wrong.

Golf is discussed the perfect amount. One segment on Thursday, one segment on Friday, and one segment on Monday, with score updates throughout Thursday through Sunday. And only during the weeks of Majors or important tournaments with big names playing.

Football can be discussed for three hours of a four hour radio show in June. Stupid. There is nothing to say. No one gives a shit about how your fourth wide receiver looked in OTAs. There is no depth chart to discuss. There is no analysis on draft picks. Shut up.

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FavreFan

Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 5:56 pm

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IMU wrote:

No that sounds awful. Golf talk doesn't belong on the radio. It's about as entertaining as talking about bowling on air.

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Post subject: Re: What makes you PTFB fastest?

Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 6:04 pm

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Callers.

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