Mac is still MIA. Parkins giving Pace a passionate verbal blow job.

How about that iron man streak?

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In Mac's obviously unhealthy state of being, how much of a real iron man could this chain smoker complete?

An Ironman Triathlon is one of a series of long-distance triathlon races organized by the World Triathlon Corporation (WTC), consisting of a 2.4-mile (3.86 km) swim, a 112-mile (180.25 km) bicycle ride and a marathon 26.22-mile (42.20 km) run, raced in that order and without a break.

I say he could walk maybe one mile. He couldn't swim the length of an Olympic size pool. I bet he could bike a dozen miles until his butt hurts too much to sit any longer.

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My answer depends on how much of the biking portion is downhill? He could just coast down hill, after floating on back for the swim. The running would
be hard/impossible for him given his Knee replacement.

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

The biking portion will be flat as befitting his residence in Indiana. I am sure he floats just fine, but he still needs propulsion. He won't be doing an iron man in a lazy river. I agree on the run, and that's why I said he might be able to a walk a mile especially if you give him an unopened pack of cigarettes.

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I believe Mac has gone 3 weeks without a grit.

Still too weird to deploy "Super Sub" Matt Spiegel? I hope he is working on his resume.

He's busy at Joe's Crab Shack.

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Has Parkins been talking about his idea for doing the NFL Draft like a Fantasy Football auction draft since the start of the show?

no, he started around 3ish.

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Thanks, I changed the station when he started talking about it but couldn't remember when that was. Work is dragging and time appears to be standing still today.

Early on in the show today, Parkins alluded to doing a national show yesterday out of Houston?

Did I hear that correctly?

Anybody know about this show he was talking about? Is it a permanent thing?

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CBS Sports Radio show. He mentioned it last week.

It's not too early. He should be the full time sub for all shows from a business perspective since the SCORE recently signed him and have to pay him if he works or doesn't. So why not use the guy you have under contract instead of paying Rozner $250 a show when he's just a private contractor.

He's been a guest on shows a few times.

Mac sounded horrible the last time he was on, probably Monday or Tuesday of last week. Do they need to consider shutting him down until he's 100% (should that be possible) and not just showing improvement? If it takes another month, they should consider that vs. the on-off-off approach that's developed.

I think he needs to spend time at cottage until he doesn't sound so much like Harvey Fierstein.