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 Post subject: Shaq's gas theory
PostPosted: Mon Apr 30, 2018 8:48 am 
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This might be worse than good dolphin's math skills...

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/04/shaqui ... video-what

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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME, AND YOU LOOK AT SAM MOAT JOE, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMINT IS NOT TRUE!
SEE NORMALLY I YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST TO BEAT ME!
THEN YOU ADD KART TANGLE TO THE MIX AND YOU - THE CHANCES OF WINNING - DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE - THE THREE WAY AT SACKERFICE YOU GOT A 33 and 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I - I GOT A 66 AND 2/3RDS CHANCES OF WINNING CAUSE KROT BANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO SAMINO JOE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3RD CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3RD CHANCES OF WINNING SAKERFACE, BUT THEN YOU GOT MY 75%CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE DID WAS GOING ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 AND 2/3RD% CHANCE, I GOT A 141 2/3RDS CHANCE% OF WINNING AT SACKERFICE! SENOR JOE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SCARIFRACE!

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leashyourkids wrote:
This might be worse than good dolphin's math skills...

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/04/shaqui ... video-what

Shaq found his niche as the big goofy dude and that has paid dividends for quite a while now....


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tommy wrote:
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This might be worse than good dolphin's math skills...

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/04/shaqui ... video-what

Shaq found his niche as the big goofy dude and that has paid dividends for quite a while now....


I have never liked him on the show... I always thought Kenny and Chuck and EJ had great chemistry without him. Shaq always seems pissed off and bitter for some unknown reason. He never seems happy. IDK... maybe it's just me.

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 Post subject: Re: Shaq's gas theory
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YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL, BUT YOU LOOK AT ME, AND YOU LOOK AT SAM MOAT JOE, AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMINT IS NOT TRUE!
SEE NORMALLY I YOU GO ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER, YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND NOT NORMAL, SO YOU GOT A 25% CHANCE AT BEST TO BEAT ME!
THEN YOU ADD KART TANGLE TO THE MIX AND YOU - THE CHANCES OF WINNING - DRASTIC GO DOWN!
SEE - THE THREE WAY AT SACKERFICE YOU GOT A 33 and 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING, BUT I - I GOT A 66 AND 2/3RDS CHANCES OF WINNING CAUSE KROT BANGLE KNOWS HE CAN'T BEAT ME, AND HE'S NOT EVEN GONNA TRY!

SO SAMINO JOE, YOU TAKE YOUR 33 1/3RD CHANCE MINUS MY 25% CHANCE AND YOU GOT 8 1/3RD CHANCES OF WINNING SAKERFACE, BUT THEN YOU GOT MY 75%CHANCE OF WINNING IF WE DID WAS GOING ONE ON ONE, AND THEN ADD 66 AND 2/3RD% CHANCE, I GOT A 141 2/3RDS CHANCE% OF WINNING AT SACKERFICE! SENOR JOE, THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE, AND THEY SPELL DISASTER FOR YOU AT SCARIFRACE!


:lol:

Ol' Hamcubes Math was great.

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 Post subject: Re: Shaq's gas theory
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leashyourkids wrote:
This might be worse than good dolphin's math skills...

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/04/shaqui ... video-what

I think I’ve veen proven right on the whole Shaq as studio guy debate. He’s awesome.

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leashyourkids wrote:
tommy wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
This might be worse than good dolphin's math skills...

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2018/04/shaqui ... video-what

Shaq found his niche as the big goofy dude and that has paid dividends for quite a while now....


I have never liked him on the show... I always thought Kenny and Chuck and EJ had great chemistry without him. Shaq always seems pissed off and bitter for some unknown reason. He never seems happy. IDK... maybe it's just me.


I agree. Never liked him and the rotating 4th wheel was better.

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 Post subject: Re: Shaq's gas theory
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My dad has the same theory :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Shaq's gas theory
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People who say Shaq is bad on Inside the NBA for real don't know comedy.

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 Post subject: Re: Shaq's gas theory
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I know some people think this is cute. But it's just stupid talk.

And by the way, not only is shaq a dumb ass, but he's not gonna live long. He's at least 400 pounds and he doesn't look healthy. So it's not a healthy 400 He's so slow when they go to him. He's out of breath for just talking.


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Shaq is a real Renaissance man.

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I know some people think this is cute. But it's just stupid talk.



Are we talking about your WSCR threads or Shaq?

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People who say Shaq is bad on Inside the NBA for real don't know comedy.



He's awful

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 Post subject: Re: Shaq's gas theory
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This guy has a doctorate....


the amount of people ive met in my life who can't do basic math is shocking to me. seriously, it's like 2 out of 5. i do know a lot of mexicans admittedly...

also, when has a college degree ever meant anything? i swear it has zero basis on how a person can perform at a job...

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Shaq is awesome on that show. The whole crew works great together.

While I do not agree with his theory on gas....I cannot put $80 worth of gas in a vehicle unless going on a long trip. 20 here, 15 there. But clearly I realize you are spending the same amount.

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Shaq is awesome on that show. The whole crew works great together.

While I do not agree with his theory on gas....I cannot put $80 worth of gas in a vehicle unless going on a long trip. 20 here, 15 there. But clearly I realize you are spending the same amount.


i think that was his argument. if you are bothered by 80, just put in 20. if you don't drive a lot, you only have to put in 20 once a week as opposed to 80 once a month. i think Shaq understands that you are essentially filling up more.

while it doesn't matter and you are paying the same there is something mentally irritating when you spend 80 bucks on gas...even if its once a month.


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