Hey Cupcake, sorry I haven't been on in a while. Been covering pretty much every major sporting event on Planet Earth the past few months.

Just wanted to drop in and give a few nuggets:

First of all, Northwestern: Did you have any doubt?

Second, this Message Board March Madness? Never heard of it. Never was voted in. Does. Not. Exist.

Phenomenal gifts for those who are in the brackets. ProFlowers, MyPillow, and hey...even Steven Singer is in on this.

Don't miss out. Let's get out there, Chicago.

Light 'em up!

Who else had Billy Murray's Xavier?? I know I did.

http://chicagoradioandmedia.com/news/87 ... -cubs-book

Kapest Hemingway - Congratulations on the book! Well done.

Any future book signing appearances coming up?

Also, do you personalize autographs with the purchaser's actual name or do you just have stacks of books already made out to; Cowboy, Sparkles, Butter Cup, Sugar Bear, Sweet Cheeks?..

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"This is Chicago, my friend. Anything can happen."

What a fucking tool

Hey, K-K-K-K-K-K-Kapmandu -

Was that you I saw at a fundraiser for the Evanston Animal Shelter last weekend? Many, many craft cocktails with cutesy names were enjoyed be you and your cadre of hangers-on.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

What's goin' on there, honeycomb? As you know I love all animals, especially dogs like the beautiful Dachshund and the English Mastiff. I also love sloths and capybaras. I remember when I was down in Arizona for spring training, ran into my good old buddy Harrison Ford who owns several capybaras. Asked him if any were for sale or if he knew any breeders. He gave me a few names. Looked into it, out of my price range. Not because I can't afford it, you see, but Mindy and I had a getaway planned to the Virgin islands coming up. Also just bought a whole shelf of wine, and had to save a little. But for his troubles I sent Harry a Lou's and a Shari's Berries gift basket.

My fans and I were definitely throwing down and enjoying some fine drinks. The Coral Reef is always one of my favorites, but I also like the Crystal Cave, the Mendoza Lime (I like without the grenadine, mind you), and the Caddyshack Shot. The Gummi Bear, Starfruit Express, the My Lai Mai Tai, and the Springfield Surprise.

Let's take a few calls...

Just casually dropped "Paul, you know him as CM Punk, texted me this weekend." You're such a douche, Kap

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Funny thing is, his name isn't Paul, either.

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Kap, why don't you ever have Chet on? He has sports thoughts, unlike Finfer. They aren't good sports thoughts, but at least they are thoughts.

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"When people want their version of the truth, they go find it, no matter how baseless their beliefs." -- Ken Rosenthal

Hey Kap! Cam or lady reporters, who you got?

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Hey Uncle Fester, you ever gonna acknowledge the inherent privilege of being born a white male in a society that values your life more than brown people?


No Shot.

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Love the Process and Damn the Man!

What's up there, Sweet Potato Pie? I love the community, I coached at NIU and I was a scout. Made lots of friends in those days. Big fan of the black entertainers...Alfonso Ribiero, my favorite. Love The Carlton. LL Cool J, another one of the good ones. I like to take my guy Darius Rucker out to dinner, and we are equals. Hootie, great entertainer. Love him.

Hey Jared, let's set Kaepman up here with a gift certificate to KFC. Everyone loves the Colonel.

Back to the phones.

Fucking great

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Wow at this Olczyk interview.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Hey Kappamatic, do you have any thoughts on the Dodgers?

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Hey Kap,

I saw you live on ESPN at 12 pm talking about Joe Girardi. Bob Ley credited you for breaking the story. Then they brought on Michael Kay. How's it feel to scoop that blowhard?

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You got any thoughts on the Korean peace Kap?

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I didn't notice that before.