This world is just weird as hell.

http://www.nj.com/monmouth/index.ssf/2018/05/superintendent_out_out_for_job_relieved_himself_un.html

The Kenilworth school superintendent charged Monday with defecating in public was caught in the act at the Holmdel High School football field and track after surveillance was set up due to human feces being found "on a daily basis," police said.

Thomas Tramaglini, 42, lives about 3 miles from Holmdel High School in neighboring Aberdeen. He was running at the track on the athletic fields at 5:50 a.m. before he was arrested.

Track coaches and staff at Holmdel High School told the district's resource officer that they found human feces on or near the football field and track daily, Holmdel police said in a statement Thursday.

School employees began monitoring the area and on Monday police arrested Tramaglini at 5:50 a.m., according to Sgt. Theodore Sigismondi.

Tramaglini is also charged with lewdness and littering (ed.- littering! ). He is due in municipal court in Holmdel at 8:15 a.m. Monday to answer the charges.

Tramaglini has taken a paid leave of absence from his $147,504 a year job in Kenilworth. Leave can only be unpaid if a person is indicted or faces tenure charged, the district said, citing state law.

Tramaglini replaced Superintendent Scott Taylor who resigned in August 2015. Tramaglini previously served as Chief Academic Officer in Keansburg and also held positions in Plumsted and Freehold Borough.

Tramaglini is also a part-time lecturer for the Rutgers Graduate School of Education, according to public records. A Rutgers spokesman didn't immediately comment on the charges.

No one answered the door at Tramaglini's home on Thursday.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Kenilworth, eh ?

HawaiiYou this guys is an example. Don't let your dreams be dreams. Shit from that tree.

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so the guy makes $147k/yr and needs to take exhibitionist shits to feel like he's really got life by the balls? good lord man.... i guess this speaks to the existential void in the pit of his soul, eh?

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Well...I mean, it is New Jersey...so...

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

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Dr Kenneth Brownwater

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Well, that just stinks.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

At least he had luck with his first crap.

There's a Kenilworth in New Jersey?

I need to convene the town elders.

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You know me like that.

Excellent.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

That's pretty corny...

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When my oldest daughter was around 5 we were at the high school track. My wife and I were walking while she was running around. She came running up to us telling us that she had went to the bathroom over by the bleachers. We assumed she had just went pee, but she insisted on taking us to the spot to find that she had pooped. She was quite proud of herself.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Let's see if its tomorrow.

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You know me like that.

^^^^ Truly one of the best replies ever.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

The steamed hams really went right through him.

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I thought he was having steamed clams?

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

The superintendent at Kenilwirth only makes a buck fitty? That surprises me.

Edit: I see it’s New Jersey

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something something The Runs

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'Your AT&T Universal Card has arrived'? Oh God, Kick-fucking-ass, I got a Master Card! I don't believe it, man. Life is kinda cool sometimes.

Dude was in New Jersey, not upstate New York dipshit!

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