Truly the goddamned worst. A sure sign the devil exists

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

The devil's way of reminding us we are overgrown fishmen

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1) Pour big glass of water
2) Take 10 gulps, uninterrupted
3) Problem solved

Yea I have to say of any of the million "cures", just continually drinking water seems to be the most reliable

The most fool-proof solution I've seen is to not drink a gallon of whiskey.

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Well what fun is that?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

It’s weird but drinking a glass of water from the edge opposite you leaning over worked a lot.

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Elections have consequences.

Get a friend to help... sit in a chair with your head tilted back over a sink, almost like you would if you were getting your hair washed at a salon. Have your friend dampen a washcloth and place it over your face. Next, have him hold you down by the throat and pour a pitcher of water over your face while issuing lethal threats against you and your family members. Hiccups are gone - 100% guaranteed.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

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Yeah, but how much of that gallon did he drink and how much did he spill?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I've found over the years that by holding my breath for about 20 seconds, exhaling and then holding my breath for another 20 seconds or so
usually works pretty well. Can make them disappear in under a minute.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

1) This.

2) I hate how people used to spell it "hiccough.""

I had an english teacher in 7th grade that if you started hiccuping in her class she’d walk up to you, put her hand out and say “hiccup in my hand.” No one was ever able to do it. She said it was some psychological trick or something about it. That’s about the only thing I remember about her besides she was like 6’ 3” and began my string of bizarre english teachers. Speaking of bizarre teachers, I’m sure Tommy would of thought she was hot.

Beta, you have no idea. A day or two after my heart surgery I started hiccuping (apparently a rare side effect) and it didn't go away for an entire week. With a broken sternum. Think about that for a second.

And to top it off, to cure hiccups they put me on really strong anti psychotics which I had to take for a couple weeks post op which completely fucked me up.

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