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morbidly obese woman tries to enter a Harry Potter ride at Universal, but is so fat that the harness cannot click as designed, she proceeds to cry about being fat shamed rather than make an effort to lose weight.

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put her on the ride to the incinerator


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But I’ll admit that despite the annoying J.K. Rowling vs. Native People scandal (that I doubt you heard anything about, but I followed because I’m Native), I got deeply sucked in last year. It was the depression and disgust surrounding Donald Trump’s election that sent me into a YA fantasy endurance run where I went so far as to purchase an armchair for my round-the-clock bedroom reading

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As it was my first time at Universal Studios, I couldn’t have possibly been more tickled to drink butterbeer and visit all of the Hogsmeade shops. I even purchased a $50 wand that I used on all of the goofy little spell spots around the delightful town square. I was a child again, grinning ear to ear the entire time, posting massive numbers of Instagram stories so that all of my friends knew I was finally livin’ that Harry Potter LYFE!

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It’s a very real experience that we often shoulder so that sizeist-ass muggles can sleep comfortably at night knowing they’ll never catch the fat we’ve been told we’re spreading.

But like the Fat Lady, I am big and loud and demanding, and I absolutely refuse to vanish.

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As it was my first time at Universal Studios, I couldn’t have possibly been more tickled to drink butterbeer and visit all of the Hogsmeade shops. I even purchased a $50 wand that I used on all of the goofy little spell spots around the delightful town square. I was a child again, grinning ear to ear the entire time, posting massive numbers of Instagram stories so that all of my friends knew I was finally livin’ that Harry Potter LYFE!

35 years old

even older, she didn't get into Harry Potter until she was 35

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It also should be pointed out that this tub of lard hosts a podcast where she complains about how unfair life is for fat people like herself.

It's not like she can eat less or lead a more active lifestyle...

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The four of us were taken to the beginning of the line where another 20-something informed us that for safety reasons, the restraint covering a rider’s chest must click down three times. She asked us to try out the test seat and my friends all looked over at me because I was obviously the fat one who caused our current predicament.

this is probably the 5th or 6th time she has used "20-something" pejoratively. She may not realize that the 20-somethings are holding actual jobs trying to have an adult coversation with a 35 year old baby who is acting like a retard at a theme park because she is STILL triggered by an election that happened 18 months ago.


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The four of us were taken to the beginning of the line where another 20-something informed us that for safety reasons, the restraint covering a rider’s chest must click down three times. She asked us to try out the test seat and my friends all looked over at me because I was obviously the fat one who caused our current predicament.

this is probably the 5th or 6th time she has used "20-something" pejoratively. She may not realize that the 20-somethings are holding actual jobs trying to have an adult coversation with a 35 year old baby who is acting like a retard at a theme park because she is STILL triggered by an election that happened 18 months ago.

She is complaining about body shaming while being "ageist"

The difference is no one can do a thing about their age. This fat piece of human waste can do something about her body size.

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At Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, the locking mechanisms on the Hogwarts ride were adjusted in 2010 to safely accommodate bigger bodies, but not before this man was “inspired” to lose weight so he could be allowed on board. That’s wrong. Exclusion and shame are not motivational techniques; they’re forms of bullying. Exclusion makes me, a logical and educated person, believe that I’m at fault for not fitting into this ride instead of recognizing that rides should accommodate all people’s bodies.

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As it was my first time at Universal Studios, I couldn’t have possibly been more tickled to drink butterbeer and visit all of the Hogsmeade shops. I even purchased a $50 wand that I used on all of the goofy little spell spots around the delightful town square. I was a child again, grinning ear to ear the entire time, posting massive numbers of Instagram stories so that all of my friends knew I was finally livin’ that Harry Potter LYFE!

35 years old


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In this case, rather than turning people away daily from an incredible Hogwarts moment, Universal Studios could have simply designed and built a ride from the start that welcomed a diverse range of body sizes, especially as more and more Americans identify as fat or plus size.

this person definitely supports universal healthcare by the way


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This woman's existence is an afront to God

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
This woman's existence is an afront to God

I am legitimately enraged by this and upset with Ogie for posting it.


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America wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
This woman's existence is an afront to God

I am legitimately enraged by this and upset with Ogie for posting it.



It checks all the leftist bingo squares:

Claims of "Native" status
"Healthy at any size" bullshit
Autistic screeching about Trump
Infantile obsession with a kids book

Only thing missing is some LGBT bullshit

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
America wrote:
ToxicMasculinity wrote:
This woman's existence is an afront to God

I am legitimately enraged by this and upset with Ogie for posting it.



It checks all the leftist bingo squares:

Claims of "Native" status
"Healthy at any size" bullshit
Autistic screeching about Trump
Infantile obsession with a kids book

Only thing missing is some LGBT bullshit

oh and dont forget (((Schmieding)))


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Speaking of fat people... I literally felt like I was in the Indy 500 trying to walk around the Magic Kingdom last week. If the scooters weren’t going to kill me a giant stroller was.

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She is brave.

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It’s outright hilarious. Best laugh I’ve had in awhile. Woman of size. So now being fat is the same as being black. Incredible times.

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I thought Jules was in Pakistan? Pakistanland at Epcot?

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I just realize she took a selfie of herself drinking a beer and eating a churro right after being kicked off the Hogwards ride for being a fatass. Yeah, that's going to solve the root cause of this problem.

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Still, she perspired.

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Still, she perspired.


Degree isn't strong enough...

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Still, she perspired.

:lol:

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This is pretty funny.

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Might have been the worst article I have ever read. Not exaggerating.


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Might have been the worst article I have ever read. Not exaggerating.


Are you including all the Medium pieces that JDC has written or shared?

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She is brave.


:lol:

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Peoria Matt wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
She is brave.


:lol:

You are good.


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