But I’ll admit that despite the annoying J.K. Rowling vs. Native People scandal (that I doubt you heard anything about, but I followed because I’m Native), I got deeply sucked in last year. It was the depression and disgust surrounding Donald Trump’s election that sent me into a YA fantasy endurance run where I went so far as to purchase an armchair for my round-the-clock bedroom reading

As it was my first time at Universal Studios, I couldn’t have possibly been more tickled to drink butterbeer and visit all of the Hogsmeade shops. I even purchased a $50 wand that I used on all of the goofy little spell spots around the delightful town square. I was a child again, grinning ear to ear the entire time, posting massive numbers of Instagram stories so that all of my friends knew I was finally livin’ that Harry Potter LYFE!

It’s a very real experience that we often shoulder so that sizeist-ass muggles can sleep comfortably at night knowing they’ll never catch the fat we’ve been told we’re spreading.

But like the Fat Lady, I am big and loud and demanding, and I absolutely refuse to vanish.

35 years old

The four of us were taken to the beginning of the line where another 20-something informed us that for safety reasons, the restraint covering a rider’s chest must click down three times. She asked us to try out the test seat and my friends all looked over at me because I was obviously the fat one who caused our current predicament.

this is probably the 5th or 6th time she has used "20-something" pejoratively. She may not realize that the 20-somethings are holding actual jobs trying to have an adult coversation with a 35 year old baby who is acting like a retard at a theme park because she is STILL triggered by an election that happened 18 months ago.

At Universal Studios in Orlando, Florida, the locking mechanisms on the Hogwarts ride were adjusted in 2010 to safely accommodate bigger bodies, but not before this man was “inspired” to lose weight so he could be allowed on board. That’s wrong. Exclusion and shame are not motivational techniques; they’re forms of bullying. Exclusion makes me, a logical and educated person, believe that I’m at fault for not fitting into this ride instead of recognizing that rides should accommodate all people’s bodies.

35 years old

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

In this case, rather than turning people away daily from an incredible Hogwarts moment, Universal Studios could have simply designed and built a ride from the start that welcomed a diverse range of body sizes, especially as more and more Americans identify as fat or plus size.

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

This woman's existence is an afront to God

I am legitimately enraged by this and upset with Ogie for posting it.

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

It checks all the leftist bingo squares:

Claims of "Native" status
"Healthy at any size" bullshit
Autistic screeching about Trump
Infantile obsession with a kids book

Only thing missing is some LGBT bullshit

For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.

Still, she perspired.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Still, she perspired.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Might have been the worst article I have ever read. Not exaggerating.

Have a terrible night and die in MANY fires.

She is brave.

You are good.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.