Yeah, fuck this lady. I'm a liberal cuck but even I have my limits.

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Smiths first draft

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her crew looks like a hefty bunch

3, 7, 6 and im out

The rockin' world has never gone more 'round.

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Looks like they're ready to meet those hunks from the Lakemoor fest pic

I see what you did there.

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Elections have consequences.

Jesus. There’s weight limits in place for a reason: this modern apparatus that we spared no expense building would become dangerously unstable because your body grossly exceeds the already loose, accommodating restrictions we reluctantly enforce, as nobody takes pleasure in telling a paying customer that they are too morbidly obese to ride. The safety of our other riders and structural integrity of our attraction are not up for negotiation. We’re talking physics, and no human should be this fat anyway, much less be that fat and expecting a “Fat Fuck” set of accommodations.

One of the cringiest things I have ever read, easily, and that includes a great many posts in the Bears sub, including my own.

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It's "native."

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Post of the year.

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So she is also Native? Like Elizabeth Warren native?

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Why are only 14 percent of black CPS 11th-graders proficient in English?

She couldn't go on a particular ride due to safety concerns because she's so fat the seatbelt didn't work so they gave her front of the line passes for the entire park. What's her beef?

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I think she draws the line at tripe but everything else is in play.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

She claims her precious, precious E cups are the reason why the belt wouldn't click three times. This was after she was already warned by a fellow porcine that the ride wasn't going to accommodate her. She decides to ride anyway so that she can have some content for her blog and podcast.

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Exactly.

Oogie is the problem. Why give this woman any thought at all?

Ignore her wailings.

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The Harry Potter ride hasn't been made to the specifications of it's target audience...you know, 35 year old, 300 lb bloggers, so, HuffPo.

Fuck this bitch.

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By the looks of her, its double and tripled stacked, and covered in cheese and bacon.

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With a Diet Coke.

Well, obviously. Gotta maintain that figure.

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the name Hogwarts implies that hogs would be accommodated. so i see her issue.

The ride's seats are on the narrow side:



There is a testing seat before the ride where they inform potential non-fitting blobs that there is a 3-click safety minimum. If you feel you won't fit, don't wait in line - test yourself on this rig first.

But that won't generate content, I guess.

While every park is different, being under 6'6" and less than 250 pounds (depending on body shape/weight distribution) will generally get you on any ride in almost any park. Disney World redid some of its rides because the weight limits were too low, and many of the other parks around the country have "Fatass Seats" with larger belts and wider seats.

Even then, it's nothing to do with discrimination against fat people, which I find hilarious that she can cry foul about fat shaming in the fattest country in the world. The ride uses physics, and these companies don't want to be held liable for fat people dying.

The majority of people who die or are seriously injured in accidents are drastically obese people, all pushing the 300 pound mark, who somehow manage to push the safety gear to the extent of it's weight capacity. BUT HOW DARE THEY RUIN MY MID LIFE CRISIS

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Is it discrimination against short people when there are 48" and sometimes 60" height requirements for rides?

No. It's about safety, not political correctness.

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and you know ms mayo would of been quick to sue their asses if she somehow could mash her mass into that seat and then somehow got hurt during the ride.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Randy Newman is great.

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Yep

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