I don't think this is possible if you are over 35 and from the Chicago area.

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Must never of looked at their low rates.

He's just confused as to how an Eagle Man can lay eggs.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I don't know who that is either.

Wrestler?

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Lay off that whiskey and let that cocaine be.

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All the classics.

http://chicagoist.com/2015/04/09/local_ ... _a_mak.php

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

I'm all for crapping on the bastard that is Senor, but I also didn't remember this one until I saw the picture, and even then only vaguely.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx8gT-_CBjA

A better Eagle Insurance version with Mancow and a hottie....

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Blackhawk goal, scored by number 20, Al Secord.

they quickly covered their asses by pointing out that this commercial was a mainstay of WCIU/springer-era-programming which gave them an out like "i didn't watch springer" (or in mcdoink's case his parents didn't allow him to watch springer growing up)

i didn't watch springer either, but evidently i've seen enough WCIU in my day to know eagle man and the victory auto wreckers commercial. those two were indelible.

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Underrated among funny Chicago commercials is when Aronson, Home of the Credit Connection did a version in Spanish but changed the instrumentation of the jingle so that it would sound Mexican. What commitment.

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I just spit out my soda all over my desk

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Solid effort there Francis.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Any of guys call me Francis and I'll kill you

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Sherman remarked, "Well, Grant, we've had the devil's own day, haven't we?" Grant looked up. "Yes," he replied, followed by a puff. "Yes. Lick 'em tomorrow, though."

I always liked Harry Schmerler, the Singing Ford Dealer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miKKp7cWl4M and Bert Weinman: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZ_XF7kADN0

I always found that disturbing myself.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

reading from the bottom up, i initially thought it was Hawaii you doing a parody of himself... i think he is self aware enough to be able to do that.

That Bert Weinman commercial says they were open Saturdays AND Sundays from 9 am to 6 pm. I figured the law banning Sunday sales was older than that, but I guess not.

Also liked Schmerler saying you could buy a "brand-new, equipped" Fairmont or Mustang from $4,995. Equipped with what?

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Power steering and brakes, front disc brakes (maybe), power windows and locks (But probably not)

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'm also not aware of the "Eagle Man" commercial. So give Bernstein a break with that one. If I don't know it, it's cool.

But everybody knows the guy ripping off his car door commercial. That was played during Cubs games in the late 80s and 90s.

I always found this Mr. Submarine one awkward...

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