Clearly I meant Kilometers. Cubs suck.

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We don't use the metric system here, Francis.

Frank took his "L"

You should have let it go right there and gotten the clean win. Now he's the sympathetic figure.

Maybe, if the same mercy was showed to Sarley a few weeks ago, which wasn't.

Bob, log off and go eat a Royale With Cheese.

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Frankie Kilo!

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

Places I would steer you:

#1 - Bali
#2 - Hyderabad, India
#3 - Nicaragua
#4 - Turkey
#5 - New Zealand

Hmmm...

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oh god, why did you guys bring this back up. i should have never posted this. it's embarrassing. is there a way to delete this thread forever?

Be proud--this was a great thread. Sure, it was funny, but I think some people really tried to be cool.

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Your son may not have any heroes but that crackhead has you

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Dann, Frank got eviscerated in this thread too.

No he didn't.

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Haven't read the whole thread but I hope you never touched this skank my friend.

Due in May

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Rick Hahn is the best GM in baseball.

Bump

Why have you forsaken us?

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“Mr. Trump is unfit for our nation’s highest office.”- JD Vance
“My god, what an !diot.”- JD Vance tweet on Trump
“I’m a ‘Never Trump’ guy”- JD Vance

Who cares?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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Always good to bump this thread, especially on Mother's Day

I probably seek out and read that post by HY once a month. I still think it has to be a bit.

I tried the new ones ,totally better taste

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Great thread. One year old.

Holy crap, time flies. If you'd have asked me I'd have said this was posted was a few months ago.

at first i thought i missed a great thread this week.

Hawaii... did you ever hit it or what? we need closure.

With the passage of time, I agree with you that it is a bit. But it was well conceived and well delivered. One of the best ever on this board, IMHO.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

So I met the gorgeous Italian woman recently. We've had two friendly exchanges, even touched her hand when she extended her's first. When we looked at one another the last time, it was as if the moment was frozen in time.

I have extended her an invitation to get together and waiting for her to respond. What is a "normal" response time? Are there any different rules with her being Italian that I should be aware of? She's middle age, but looks great.

I have always been attracted to Italian women with their dark hair, and they are attracted to me, too, though I'm not Italian.

Can't help with Italians.