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PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:34 pm 
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They cause 175 times more deaths than school shootings.

http://www.businessinsider.com/weird-ca ... 7-deaths-5

When will our government act?

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2018 5:51 pm 
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They cause 175 times more deaths than school shootings.

http://www.businessinsider.com/weird-ca ... 7-deaths-5

When will our government act?

I realize this is toungue-in-cheek but those stats are for a 15 year period.

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
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Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
They cause 175 times more deaths than school shootings.

http://www.businessinsider.com/weird-ca ... 7-deaths-5

When will our government act?

I realize this is toungue-in-cheek but those stats are for a 15 year period.


I actually didn’t notice that.

Pillows are only ten times as deadly as school shootings.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Zippy-The-Pinhead wrote:
leashyourkids wrote:
They cause 175 times more deaths than school shootings.

http://www.businessinsider.com/weird-ca ... 7-deaths-5

When will our government act?

I realize this is toungue-in-cheek but those stats are for a 15 year period.


I actually didn’t notice that.

Pillows are only ten times as deadly as school shootings.

How many pillow deaths occurred in schools?

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Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.


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Caller Bob wrote:
Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.


My thread is in response to another thread.

Who has a gun fetish, out of curiosity?

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leashyourkids wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.


My thread is in response to another thread.

Who has a gun fetish, out of curiosity?


Not Asians.

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Death by constipation sounds fuckin brutal.

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leashyourkids wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.


My thread is in response to another thread.

Who has a gun fetish, out of curiosity?


Which thread?


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More pillows is a good solution.


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Death by constipation sounds fuckin brutal.


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leashyourkids wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.


My thread is in response to another thread.

Who has a gun fetish, out of curiosity?



I have a gun thread fetish


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leashyourkids wrote:
Caller Bob wrote:
Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.


My thread is in response to another thread.

Who has a gun fetish, out of curiosity?



I have a gun thread fetish

MANY here share your perversion.

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Death by constipation sounds fuckin brutal.
Death by Scaphism is worse.

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
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How about a guy taking a dump who gets shot by a hitman who muffles the sound with a pillow over his face?

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Caller Bob wrote:
Never miss an opportunity, such as dead kids, to promote your agenda/gun fetish.

Did you use this opportunity to promote your agenda? Yeah. You did.

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If we are sharing pillows are we dick to dick or Ass to Ass?

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
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If we are sharing pillows are we dick to dick or Ass to Ass?


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10k killed a year by pools

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
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I'll take doublesided dildo for 100,Alex

fixed that for you.

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
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10k killed a year by pools

i'm more worried about the recent epidemic of playboy playmates jumping out of tall buildings. how tall is tall enough? when will some common sense height laws be applied to our towers of babel? when will we accept responsibility for overvalidating crazy women by making them playmates?

Adams was Playboy's "Miss November" centerfold in 1992. The New York Post profiled Adams in 2013, saying that she had by then written more than 25 self-help books, ran an online beauty products company and managed the finances in her husband's office. She appeared again in Playboy in 2003, and she had also worked with Elite Model Management and had two business degrees, according to the Post profile.

"The stereotypes are sexist and unfair," Adams told the Post in the profile. "Just because I look a certain way and have expensive tastes, it doesn't mean I'm shallow. Style and looks don't mean lack of brains, sweetheart!"

Adams and her husband were sued in 2013 by a massage therapist at the chiropractic office who claimed she was fired because Nicolai said his wife could become jealous because the therapist was "too cute."


i don't know what's more hilarious: that someone who wrote 25+ self help books ended up with this fate, or that whole "i'm not shallow!" thing followed up by the lawsuit over firing a massage therapist because she was "too cute" ??

either way, without 25/+ story buildings this wouldn't have happened so it's incumbent on our powers that be to get rid of 25/+ story "death giver" buildings to end this inter/national nightmare.

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 Post subject: Re: Pillows
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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
10k killed a year by pools

i'm more worried about the recent epidemic of http://www.latimes.com/nation/la-na-pla ... 0518-story


THOTs, not even once

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