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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I’m pretty high. Admins please move this to the food section. Thanks

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I'm catholic, don't use them.

Siracha may be the most overrated thing of the last few years.

Just pass the real hot sauce, even Frank's Red Hot.

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That's what we call it when Keyser runs circles around him in the Subdivision!

That’s fair but this shit is great on deli sandwiches, a place where hot sauce doesn’t belong.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

You're close, but it should be Chipotle.

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You know, speaking of which, there are a surprising number of people smoking pot downtown after 9PM.

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Ketchup. Especially on hot dogs.

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That's my backup when I'm looking for a bigger kick.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

I don't care about the ketchup on hot dog Chicago stuff but ketchup in general is the very worst condiment with no close second. There's no occasion to use it where a superior alternative isn't available.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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Agreed wholeheartedly

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Fuck that. It works on scrambled eggs, hot dogs, fish sticks, hamburgers, mac and cheese... Its the most versatile condiment out there.

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BBQ sauce is the most versatile condiments out there and works with all those except fish sticks and hot dogs, which suck anyway.

Scrambled eggs with ketchup is on the very short list of worst combinations of food and condiment ever. Are you from Alabama?

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

AIOLI

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Why don’t you try putting extra cheese in your mac and cheese like a normal person.

I need a ruling on tapenade: condiment or spread?

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I once got busy in a Sur la Table bathroom

We're in the golden age of condiments, whether it is an aioli or a sriracha mayo.

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Absolutely disgusting. Mayo is way better on fries.

BBQ sauce is the undisputed best condiment with fries. Even shitty bbq sauce will do. Those who prefer ketchup are either too dumb to know better or masochists.

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I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
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It's too disgusting. I would say it's the only food I don't like straight up. Anything else can be done a certain way and I'll enjoy it.

I think the only person who will agree with me that mayo or it's various incarnations or variations is Satan's Puke is Bagels.
Everyone loves Bagels, and he and I are absolutely correct on our stance on the subject.

The best condiment will always be MUSTARD.

Ketchup is good on fries and (sometimes) burgers but that's about it.
BBQ is good on a lot of things, but I make my own, usually for chicken or pork shoulder.
Ranch is sitting at mayo's left side as the SON OF Satan's Puke.
Sriracha is useful, but mostly as an ingredient, not as a side sauce.
I'm not even gonna dignify margarine, miracle whip, etc.

Guldens, Grey Poupon, French's.
Mustard is where it's at, friends.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

Yes I would say mustard is difficult to beat.

It's a spread you heathen.

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What a terrible thread. I would rather use cyanide as a condiment than mayo.

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Yep

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Also very true...as an aside, I like to get extra tzatziki on the side when I get a gyro, and will dip my fries in that...outstanding.

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I prefer a rich but pungent garlic aioli with my fries.

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