"Comin' up on da Mike Nort Mornin' Show . . .

Jus' like last week when I gave you dat rivetin', in-dept analysis of da baseball standin's by basically readin' dem outta da SunTimes--which, by da way, was goin' great until Fred ruined it by spillin' da beans dat I was usin' standin's dat didn't include da games from da day before--we has da followin' lined up fer dis mornin' . . .

First, I'll take a look at da NBA standin's from last Febyooary an' see how da playoff matchups were lookin' at dat point . . .

Den, I'll analyze dose first-roun' games from da recent NCAA tournament . . .

An' den, Jen has some breakin' news on Abe Lincoln's trip to da teeater las' night. All dat an' more on da Mike Nort Mornin' Show!

Reading MLB Standings on the radio sounds like a really horrible idea. Has he made this a regular segment ?

After he reminds Fred never to pull the curtain back on the inner sanctum.

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No more L word.

How do you know that he's not hung?

-They said you was hung.
-They was right !

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I wonder if he and Terry Boers ever run into each other on their way to and from the mailbox.