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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 9:59 pm 
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There's this Cosmopolitan article: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/news/a45632/women-reveal-their-most-awkward-anal-sex-stories-ever/

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:07 pm 
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Those are all just variations on, "oops I shit on his dick."

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:08 pm 
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What's it written in?

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:09 pm 
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SpiralStairs wrote:
Those are all just variations on, "oops I shit on his dick."


"I had forgotten that I had stopped by the Indian lunch buffet earlier that day" - I wonder how many times board members' wives have said that.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:11 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What's it written in?

German, of course.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:14 pm 
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Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
SpiralStairs wrote:
Those are all just variations on, "oops I shit on his dick."


"I had forgotten that I had stopped by the Indian lunch buffet earlier that day" - I wonder how many times board members' wives have said that.


MANY

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:20 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What's it written in?

German, of course.


I would have guessed a combination of Greek and Roman.

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:25 pm 
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Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What's it written in?

German, of course.


And trump learned it through Russian explanations

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PostPosted: Thu May 31, 2018 10:26 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What's it written in?

German, of course.


I would have guessed a combination of Greek and Roman.


Speaking of which, anal in Ancient Greece:

http://www.sexualhistorytour.com/greeks-bearing-gifts-anal-sex-in-ancient-greece/

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Regular Reader wrote:
Don Tiny wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
What's it written in?

German, of course.


And trump learned it through Russian explanations


Congrats on figuring out a way to bring up Trump in every conversation.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 9:16 am 
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I was expecting something more entertaining than "I shit on a guys dick"

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ToxicMasculinity wrote:
I was expecting something more entertaining than "I shit on a guys dick"

Might I suggest a trip to Arnie's? Tell 'em Krazy Ivan sent you.

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PostPosted: Fri Jun 01, 2018 12:34 pm 
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sounds like a fake story written to discourage readers from trying because of some predetermined agenda

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All variations of "he fucked the shit out of her."

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Well this is right up my alley

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