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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2018 12:52 pm 
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I can't wait for this. I'm more excited for this than any other movie in the past few years.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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I would have never thought Ocean's 11 would be good and I ended up loving those movies. I give this one a chance. Hopefully Rihanna plays the roll of the Chinese acrobat and has no lines because she is a horrible actress but is nice to look at

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Those trailers were terrible.


Nearly put me to sleep

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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Those trailers were terrible.


Nearly put me to sleep

So the story is she was in jail.
Then gets out.
Wants to steal some shit.
Friend says why?
She says cause I'm good at it?
Then why were you in jail, ya goofy broad?

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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Darkside wrote:
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Those trailers were terrible.


Nearly put me to sleep

So the story is she was in jail.
Then gets out.
Wants to steal some shit.
Friend says why?
She says cause I'm good at it?
Then why were you in jail, ya goofy broad?

That was pretty good!

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Is Buzzfeed gonna do what they did for Lady Ghostbusters and write articles about how it's your duty As A Woman to see the movie multiple times and buy all its merchandise?

Absolutely. They'd better.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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Darkside wrote:
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Those trailers were terrible.


Nearly put me to sleep

So the story is she was in jail.
Then gets out.
Wants to steal some shit.
Friend says why?
She says cause I'm good at it?
Then why were you in jail, ya goofy broad?

You're missing the point. It's Danny Ocean's sister. That's the hook!

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I would have never thought Ocean's 11 would be good and I ended up loving those movies. I give this one a chance. Hopefully Rihanna plays the roll of the Chinese acrobat and has no lines because she is a horrible actress but is nice to look at

She was actually great in Valerian for the short role she had.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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Can you preorder tickets yet?

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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Other than Anne Hathaway...I have a whole lot of ***NOT INTERESTED*** going on here.

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Other than Anne Hathaway...I have a whole lot of ***NOT INTERESTED*** going on here.


If they showed this movie in my backyard I'd close the blinds.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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If Hollywood wanted to make a successful film with women characters, wouldn't they be better off coming up with an original story rather than recycling an idea that has been done 4 times already?

Seriously, this is one of the major reasons Ghostbusters failed. Not only was it a recycled idea, but it was certain to never have a chance to live up to the original, which was literally catching lightning in a bottle.

I could point to Hunger Games as an example of Hollywood doing it correctly and reaping the rewards of it. Surely there is some adaptation they can bring to the screen that we haven't already seen a dozen times.

Oh well, at least this film will get a good "Half in the Bag" treatment. I don't think it will be worthy of a Plinkett review as the Ghostbusters flop was.

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If Hollywood wanted to make a successful film with women characters, wouldn't they be better off coming up with an original story rather than recycling an idea that has been done 4 times already?

Seriously, this is one of the major reasons Ghostbusters failed. Not only was it a recycled idea, but it was certain to never have a chance to live up to the original, which was literally catching lightning in a bottle.

I could point to Hunger Games as an example of Hollywood doing it correctly and reaping the rewards of it. Surely there is some adaptation they can bring to the screen that we haven't already seen a dozen times.

Oh well, at least this film will get a good "Half in the Bag" treatment. I don't think it will be worthy of a Plinkett review as the Ghostbusters flop was.


Yeah it is a good point. Rather than just having to earn an audience with a novel movie idea you have to overcome the fandom of the previous one in a reboot.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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nothing about this is original. for fucks sake, Bullock is basically doing a Clooney impression and Cate Blanchett looks like Rusty Ryan in drag. then, tack on all the other shit that is flipped from 11-13.

12 is the best, btw.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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nothing about this is original. for fucks sake, Bullock is basically doing a Clooney impression and Cate Blanchett looks like Rusty Ryan in drag. then, tack on all the other shit that is flipped from 11-13.

12 is the best, btw.

Bullock is Clooney's brother in this movie universe. It makes perfect sense.

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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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yeah, I get that. but she can be her own character. not obviously female Daniel Ocean. Is her name Danielle? I'll drink bleach if it is.

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yeah, I get that. but she can be her own character. not obviously female Daniel Ocean. Is her name Danielle? I'll drink bleach if it is.


It's Debbie. :D

No bleach, but you have to drink a crab juice.


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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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 Post subject: Re: Ocean's 8
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The feminist board I post on a lot is saying this is really good.

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The feminist board I post on a lot is saying this is really good.

You're trying too hard to troll here

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I can't wait for this. I'm more excited for this than any other movie in the past few years.



Maybe you can find a baker to make you a gay cake to eat while you watch it.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I can't wait for this. I'm more excited for this than any other movie in the past few years.



Maybe you can find a baker to make you a gay cake to eat while you watch it.

Sandra has never made a bad movie.

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I can't wait for this. I'm more excited for this than any other movie in the past few years.



Maybe you can find a baker to make you a gay cake to eat while you watch it.

Sandra has never made a bad movie.


Speed 2?

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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
I can't wait for this. I'm more excited for this than any other movie in the past few years.



Maybe you can find a baker to make you a gay cake to eat while you watch it.

Sandra has never made a bad movie.


Speed 2?

Winner.
Also with an honorable mention Something about Steve.

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Brick I'm about to buy our tickets for the early screening Thursday. Lemme know if 7pm or 9pm works for you.

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Brick I'm about to buy our tickets for the early screening Thursday. Lemme know if 7pm or 9pm works for you.

Brick.
Just.... be careful when reaching for the popcorn on his lap. Just... just sayin.

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Awkwafina has some real moon face going on.

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I look at Cate Blanchett differently since Thor:Ragnarok.

I thought she looked hot in that movie.

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