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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Tell the Doc to hack open your femoral artery while he's in there.

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That's great news.

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Are women shedding tears along the route to the clinic?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Film and post it!

i'm sure you could of got the board to gofund it.

$172

Literally cheaper than some dates I've been on.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Think of the money you will save on condoms.

Just do the Hnd way and rinse them out and reuse them.

Success!

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Not yet. You have more trips before it is officially a success but even then it could reattach later and become a failure.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

no kidding

Yes, we're talking about tens of dollars here.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Unless you have 1 partner why would you stop using condoms?

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Just working off the assumption that he already has all the vd's.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Disease free. One gf. But it doesn't seem long term. Two other girls on radar. One is coming to a party next week.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Likes to roll the dice I guess.

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nitril gloves. 5 uses just tie off the finger on each use.

I am disappointed that Ike no longer regularly updates us on his career adventures and experiences as a budding inventor. How are things going for you professionally, Ike?

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life has been insane. I've been having so much fun the last two years all my projects have been put on hold. And for whatever reason I get far more attention from women then I did in my 20s. A big reason I got this done, I'm terrified of being trapped.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

And what a fucking nothingburger that procedure was. The doc made it seem way worse than he needed to. I tried to tell him I'm an industrial mechanic, getting cut and burned is my daily life. He kept asking does this hurt, is this ok, this might burn... I felt practically nothing.

The anesthetic wore off, it feels like I cut my balls with the razor when I shave. That shit is annoying but whatever. He's all like take it easy today you'll be sore. I feel like going for a run.

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please do

ike's gonna be living life in the fastlane now where he doesn't have to worry about nagging advice from fertility fridays...



call me a romantic at heart, but i'd worry about a potential apocalyptic depopulation crisis if i got my shit snipped. it's one of those things like when you're at a restaurant and you want all of the condiments you know you're probably not going to use just because you wanna have the option should your fancy take flight.

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As good dolphin mentioned, I assume they told you you're not in the clear yet and will need to jack off in a cup in a couple months to check that your sperm count is zero.

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I got $20 that says IkeSouth pays ten grand a few years from now to have it reversed.

Does the couple months assume one jackoff per day?

If so, I probably had my system cleared out in a week.

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Maybe. A kid costs like $200k. What's another 10k if you're only gonna go that when you're ready for it. An unplanned kid ruins everything.

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It has to. They burn the tubes closed. They're sealed immediately. The jacking off just clears out what's left in there.

My doc was like " you gotta ejaculate at least 12 times in the next 3 months". I told him no problem. What I didn't tell him is I'll probably have that done by Wednesday.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.