Dan partly has himself to blame for half-heartedly trying to assume "the Terry role" early in the partnership. Now Jason thinks his big black stud wang-whippin' ass is the real-ass driver of the show, yeah yeah yeah. He (or "it," the bbsww ass) isn't.

Isn't it woke to reject the Winter Olympics for not having BIG BLACK STUDS in it?

LeBron is a big black stud in body and mind. Look what LeBron the GM did. He built a damn team.

White people love talking black online now.

The NBA will struggle with college fans, people in NBA markets that aren't San Antonio, San Francisco, Houston, and Cleveland, and people who don't flap their arms at black guys being catty little girls on Twitter.

What's with black people and those jackets that have all the NBA logos but one or two of the logos aren't quite right?

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Meanwhile, LeBron is the ultimate LOOK AT HIS BODY Big Black Stud. Of course, both players have surely practiced their asses off and were/are both fantastic athletes, but the belief is that Jordan constantly willed himself into being while LeBron is innately a physical freak and just steamrolls people without having to work particularly hard at it.

Black people seem particularly invested in LeBron's greatest-of-all-time status, as if the only thing standing between LeBron and that immortality were Bob Cousy. It's such a strange phenomenon, but even I can't deny that Jordan was so great that he did what no one is supposed to be able to do and transcended race. LeBron, though, is fuckin' black.

You see, Michael Jordan was black, sure, but LeBron is, like, black black. You think Jordan is better? That can only mean you hate all black people. And that's okay!

One bad season (well, one bad season, one playoff sweep, and one first-round out) has the organ-eye-zation bleeding money and viewers like a hemophiliac. Hockey is D-E-A-D dead in Chicago, hope everyone finally got what they wanted. Meanwhile, the Big Black Studs down the hall can shit up the joint on an indefinite basis and keep making millions of dollars every year.

When did black people become so obsessed with Spongebob?

This story, from skimming it, sounds like a reprise of Schaumburg's very own Dashcon, the convention for people who post on Tumblr, where people who know absolutely nothing about event planning try to plan their own event and then every little thing goes tragically wrong.

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What?

Maybe we need a specific Young Black Sports Talk format to adequately address the NBA needs of the market. They can be like "LeBron's stat lines got me feelin' like...like, uh, okay, imagine a picture of Arthur the Aardvark here." Actually, there's a lot of overlap with the Julie DiCaro bit here.

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Certainly makes you think about Senor's love for BIG. BLACK. STUDS asserting their dominance "on the basketball court" against people who are White And Bad.

This is a great move for the NBA because it stops lesser teams from coaching up to stop LeBron. That big black stud is gonna put his balls in your mouth if you can't draw up a play to stop him. In fact, he'll do it anyway, that stud.

Perhaps she wishes that big black studette would beat up her son.

He's not even the best defenseman in the NHL. He might not even be the best defenseman on his team. It's out of control. This is everyone screaming "I'M NOT RACIST! I'M NOT RACIST! I'M GOOD!" to the navel-gazing basketball nerds writing metaphysical bullshit about how LeBron redefines the black experience in America by dunking on someone.

I wonder if Perds fans are calling St. Louis a hellhole full of black people or is that the special love they save just for us?

Nashville isn't locked in as our opponent but it's getting harder to see it play out otherwise. Get ready to defeat P.K. Subban and by loglcal extension all black people ever.

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JBills, what's your point with all these? From what i understand of modern social media culture, CH is on point with a lot of what he says.

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You would say that.

I'm really putting on my Beardown hat for this one, and Beardown himself may have even made this point before, but sometimes I wonder if Jason loves LeBron James so much because he tries to see himself in LeBron James. As "Jason from Evanston," he was a child prodigy of talking about sports on the radio, he left his hometown to pursue greatness, but returned home prepared for even greater glory. Brothers love the monomyth!

EDIT: I suppose it's also arguable that LeBron belongs to black America more than Michael Jordan, who could fairly be said to belong to the universe.

Sadly, Gabbard is a bit of a windsock. She's the charlatan our black men think the Jewish man is.

Elizabeth Warren should be the frontrunner for 2020 but everyone's getting their dicks hard over Cory Booker because all black people look alike to shitty liberals.

Gonna laugh so hard when being on the Seahawks instantly makes Devin Hester an articulate voice for black America.

And remember, they have to be "daaayyyyum" black, not Caribbean black.

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For instance they were never taught that Columbus was a slave owner.

You would say that.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

Compiled evidence that CH does a spot on Bernstein.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

I remember one time the Badger Badgers hosted the Catholic school from Racine. BIG. BLACK. STUDS. It was like watching a Harlem Globetrotters game. By the middle of the first quarter, the pep band was rooting for the road team.

WHy do people say Hill-Dog or Hilldawg? Hillary Clinton is not cool, she's not black, and she'll never be either.

This is why lockouts work on fans. Look how many great white FOOTBAW quarterbacks it takes to equal a bunch of mid-level Big Black Studs! They're not even on my fantasy team! This is a disgrace! Yikes! ESPN is the best partner this league could ask for.

Big Black STUD put that light-skinned brother in his place. Wake up and smell the coffee in the mail.

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Must be nice to have no search history because the search function can't get images.

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JBills, what's your point with all these? From what i understand of modern social media culture, CH is on point with a lot of what he says.

Jbills watches Deadpool 2 and now he’s all about zeitgeist

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Yeah it’s not like this stuff isn’t true

Yeah it’s not like this stuff isn’t true

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This board has developed a nasty habit of allowing a handful of posters to run around and antagonize other posters with claims of racism of varying subtlety.

A competent management team would have put a stop to this, but that is a little hard when one of the chief members of the management team is also a part of the handful.

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The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

It's just funny.

The future holds the possibility to be great or terrible, and since it has not yet occurred it remains simultaneously both.

"Big Black Studs" is a B&B meme, you do know that, right

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I'm not mad, I'm not mad, I just think it's funny

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This board has developed a nasty habit of allowing a handful of posters to run around and antagonize other posters with claims of racism of varying subtlety.

A competent management team would have put a stop to this, but that is a little hard when one of the chief members of the management team is also a part of the handful.

This is going to reach a head pretty soon.

When I started the search I went from annoyed to maybe I should just stop. Then your search history just kept giving and giving. Tbh I was 50/50 about posting this, but too late now.