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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:15 am 
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Congrats on finding the one soccer player who didn't dive.

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as one who played travel soccer all they way to college, i still don't generally enjoy professional soccer. we eat lunch on sundays at a mexican restaurant about once a month. every time we go there is soccer on the TV. they play 2 or 3 games. my brother started to notice that during our entire meal, there is something on the ground rolling around holding their leg like very 30 seconds on one of the tvs.

for me thats kind of absurd and irritating. i get its not the type of action that people like or are used to. but not enough action is pretty funny considering they will sit through 3 hours of football to watch only 11 minutes of actual football.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:18 am 
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The NBA (LeBron) flops are getting pretty close to soccer flops, Ogie. Soccer is still worse, but the NBA is closing the gap every season.

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:19 am 
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Congrats on finding the one soccer player who didn't dive.


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every sport has their issues. hockey is nonstop for the most part but its pretty difficult to see the puck on tv. bring back the fox puck thingy.


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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:21 am 
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KDdidit wrote:
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Congrats on finding the one soccer player who didn't dive.


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Gregory Campbell thinks this is cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h15m87WsCHQ

Broken leg and he spends a minute out there to continue killing the penalty before changing

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PostPosted: Mon Jun 18, 2018 10:28 am 
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the world cup matches i've seen have been great.

i'd like to see how the ratings were; considering a lot of them are broadcast live during the week in the mornings, i can't see big ratings. but the weekend afternoon matches should look good.

Fox is promoting the U.S.-less World Cup as "support your ethnicity, brought to you by 23andMe." We're the world's Miami/Phoenix.

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the US isn't even playing? :lol:

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Broken leg and he spends a minute out there to continue killing the penalty before changing

Sorry hockey sucks so much playing with a broken leg doesn't matter.


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the US isn't even playing? :lol:

Yeah, we got eliminated in the qualifying rounds because we lost to Trinidad & Tobago. Maybe we should have just played Tobago; it was never gonna be a fair fight going 1-on-2.

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the US isn't even playing? :lol:

Yeah, we got eliminated in the qualifying rounds because we lost to Trinidad & Tobago. Maybe we should have just played Tobago; it was never gonna be a fair fight going 1-on-2.

It's OK, we beat them in youth hockey, which matters more

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Curious Hair wrote:
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the US isn't even playing? :lol:

Yeah, we got eliminated in the qualifying rounds because we lost to Trinidad & Tobago. Maybe we should have just played Tobago; it was never gonna be a fair fight going 1-on-2.

It was tough in front of their 1500 fans.


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There was a game on at the bar the other day. I tried to pay attention but the level of flopping really was annoying. I kind of thought it was a running joke that soccer players flopped, but had no idea the extent of it. On one play the defender flopped instead of staying with his man. No penalty was called and the guy he let go in favor of flopping scored a goal. Decided to stop watching after seeing that.

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Most people who hate a team sport hate it because they don't understand what they're watching.

It's one of the reasons I don't like basketball, I know some things like what a pick and roll and a 2-3 zone is but after that I'm clueless so it bores me. It seems the best strategy is to give it to your best player and stay out of the way.

I use to play Fifa with a bunch of Euros and they endlessly ripped on American Football. I explained to them it's because they don't get it and that it's the most complex sport of the 4 major sports here but since we are Americans it is ingrained in us to understand it.


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The worst thing about soccer is the team in the lead constantly flopping and taking forever to get up towards the end of a game.

I also don't see the point of aggregate scoring. The score of one game should not effect the next.


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I also need to add that if your sport's championship can be decided with what is the equivalent of a shootout, it's not a real sport.

Institute a god damn golden goal rule or GTFO

It would be like having a World Series decided by a home run derby or a Super Bowl via a field goal competition. It's one of the reasons I think IIHF hockey is bullshit

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Soccer is great. You people are fucking nuts.

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Something like this happens, the clock continues to run, and two guys come with with a WWII era stretcher to carry the guy off the field, all the while he's bouncing around in obvious agony.

Stop the fucking clock, get an air cast on the guy, and put him on a cart. This should be common sense.

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:lol: :lol: @ people complaining about flopping. The refs do an excellent job swallowing their whistles. The NBA could learn a thing or two.


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Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Hatchetman wrote:
the US isn't even playing? :lol:

Yeah, we got eliminated in the qualifying rounds because we lost to Trinidad & Tobago. Maybe we should have just played Tobago; it was never gonna be a fair fight going 1-on-2.

It's OK, we beat them in youth hockey, which matters more

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Is that real?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Ogie Oglethorpe wrote:
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Hatchetman wrote:
the US isn't even playing? :lol:

Yeah, we got eliminated in the qualifying rounds because we lost to Trinidad & Tobago. Maybe we should have just played Tobago; it was never gonna be a fair fight going 1-on-2.

It's OK, we beat them in youth hockey, which matters more

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:lol: :lol: :lol: Is that real?


My God....

Ever hear of a little movie called D2?!

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Why would JORR have watched a children's movie about hockey from 1993?

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Why would JORR have watched a children's movie about hockey from 1993?


I figure he can relate to everything so he must have seen everything.

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Soccer's fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-soccer people get way too wound up over it.

Agreed.

Soccer isnt bad. I enjoy watching it at times.

It is not something awful like the Tour De France crap

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Curious Hair wrote:
Soccer's fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-soccer people get way too wound up over it.


McDoink is fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-Doinkers get way too wound up over him.

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denisdman wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Soccer's fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-soccer people get way too wound up over it.


McDoink is fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-Doinkers get way too wound up over him.

No. McDoink is the worst.


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Kirkwood wrote:
denisdman wrote:
Curious Hair wrote:
Soccer's fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-soccer people get way too wound up over it.


McDoink is fine. Not my favorite, but the anti-Doinkers get way too wound up over him.

No. McDoink is the worst.


Come on, let me mess with CH without your interference! Soccer is the worst.

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