I wish I could remember the movie or actors, but all I remember is guy#! is following guy#2 on the street, then guy#2 suddenly turns around & grabs guy#1 by the neck and says "Are you KGB?" But guy#1 says no. Then guy#2 asks "Are you CIA?" But guy #1 says no. LONG PAUSE as they look at each other, then guy #1 says "I'm G-A-Y." Guy #2 then runs away.

this movie has had a lot already but......

OH you about to blow! Well I'm a mushroom cloud laying motherfucker, motherfucker!

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Will: He used to just put a belt, a stick, and a wrench on the kitchen table and say, "Choose."
Sean: Gotta go with the belt, there.
Will: I used to go with the wrench.
Sean: The wrench, why?
Will: 'Cause fuck him, that's why.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

All within about three minutes too.
This was one of my favorite movies.

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"I love your body Larry" - Fletch

"Right in the lumberyard" - Caddyshack

From South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut:

Chef: "Have you ever heard of the Emancipation Proclamation?"
General: "I don't listen to hip-hop."

Mole: "Did you bring the Buttfor?"
Stan: "What's a Buttfor?"
Mole: "For pooping, silly."

And of course, from the greatest film of all time, when Brian Fantana is wearing the Sex Panther cologne one of the news employees says he:

"Smells like Bigfoot's dick!"

60% of the time, it works every time.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

And how could I forget the best line of them all:

"Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."

My all-time favorite line has to be from "Half Baked."

Kenny walks outside after buying munchies, sees the Police horse and says "Are you hungry, girl?"

A huge black woman wheels around:

"Fuck you, nigga!"

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

Agreed. One of my all time favorites, as well.

Every line Val Kilmer delivered in Tombstone was an absolute virtuoso in the art of "nail the oneliner" big screen delivery.

He smoked an unfiltered and you smelled the smoke.

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"In an insane world, only the sane will seem insane"

Agreed. His portrayal of Doc Holliday is excellent. Thats a really good movie.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Three words: I'm your Huckleberry.

i mentioned this in another thread, but i love this delivery jack torrance tosses at his wife wendy in "the shining":

"Darling. Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just gonna bash your brains in. I'm gonna bash 'em right the fuck in."

by that point in the movie, watching her sniveling and squealing and screaming for a good solid hour, i was ready for him to follow through on it, too.

This is from "Moscow on the Hudson." I don't remember actor #1, but #2
is of course Robin Williams. He doesn't run away. He says he's not gay
and the gay guy apologizes for the misunderstanding.

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Everyday when the sun goes down, I get with my friends, I begin to clown.
Now I don't care what the people are thinkin'. I ain't drunk, I'm jus' drinkin'!
-Albert King

sorry if someone posted this already - but this is a funny one

"what's a BJ?"

"I dunno - but my dad says he get's one once a year for his birthday, so it HAS to be good"

---Good Luck Chuck

Also

"Did u motor boat 'er?"

---Wedding Crashers

Your house is on fire....and your wife is home!

My wife is home?!?!

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"I'll be all over you like white on rice, a glass of milk, and a paper plate in a snowstorm!"

Damon Wayans - Major Payne

"Shut the Fuck up Donny !!"

Walter Sobchek from The Big Lebowski. A movie filled with numerous one liners, I can't believe this is the only one coming to mind.

Watched Tombstone again this morning Some great ones from the one formerly, and correctly, referred to as the master of the one liners.

"Say when."

"That is a hell of a thing for you to say to me."

"Wyatt, if you were ever my friend... if ya ever had even the slightest of feelin' for me, leave now, leave now... please. "

"I'm your huckleberry."

"...I don't."

"Oh. Johnny, I apologize, I forgot you were there. You may go now. "

"You're a daisy if you do."

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Tombstone-

"You tell em I'm Com'n! And Hells Com'n with me!"

Fast Times-

"That was my skull. I'm so wasted"

"Where'd you get that jacket?"

"Alright Hamilton!"

"I'm kinda busy Rat."

Dazed and Confused-

"I came here to drink some beer and kick some ass"

"Alright alright alright"

"I love those high school girls. I get older and they stay the same."

"I'm really wired. What do you say I take you home and eat your pussy?"

John Barrowman - Shark Attack 3: Megalodon

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A couple of my favorites from what may be my favorite movie:
Walter: This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!

That rug really tied the room together.

Jesus: Nobody fucks with the Jesus.

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"I've always been lucky when it comes to killing folks."- William Munny

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We all have private ails. The troublemakers are they who need public cures for their private ails.- Eric Hoffer

That's a good one. So is -


I love that movie.

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You know me like that.

Yeah Unforgiven reminds me of Caddyshack, Tombstone, and quite a few others in that there are just too many memorable one-liners. It's my favorite Clint movie, and I like most of 'em.

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

One of my favorite exchanges in "Airplane!":

Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?

I'm listening to the fuckin' song!

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