3-somes with my ex-wife and female neighbor.

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i was too oblivious before i met my wife to see any of those situations through.

in hs we had a smoking hot Teacher intern in biology and i had some labs to make up. she told me that she'd stay late one day so that i could catch up on them. the entire time she is just flirting like crazy (i realized a few days later) and like resting her hand on my shoulder like trying to hard to. then she showed me her tattoo which required seeing a bit of her cooch hair. in the end, i didn't get the hint and i was off after the lab was done. she'd of been horribly disappointed with the results anyway.

just one of a few examples.

That is funny. I too have had a few oblivious moments in my life.

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You remind me of Hawaii You.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Female neighbor told me the harder I hit her from behind the harder she would go down on my then wife.

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"I give you my word as a Biden"

Go on

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Hawaii (fuck) You

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

it kind of became a running joke with my friends.

We had a group project in some class in community college. it was my buddy, me, this old guy, this other girl, and this other girl who didn't have the face but had a body. she asked me specifically one evening after meeting if i could take her home to her appt. she had walked there during the day but didn't want to talk back at night. so i said of course. i'm dropping her off and she asks if i wanted to come up and hang out. i told her i had somewhere i had to get to. she was like, are you sure and i was like, yeah i can't be late. it was probably something stupid like go to dinner with my parents or some BS. buddy called the next day and is like, sooooooo and i'm like so what. and then it hit me.

Um, Greg? Didn't know u rawk da kawk.

To each his or her own!

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I like thinking big. . . If you're going to be thinking anything, you might as well think big.
-Donald J. Trump, BPE

I was with my high school girlfriend for roughly 18 years but there was a time when I was 20 that I went up to visit my buddy at the
University of Wisconsin- Madison for the weekend. We went to a fun German bar called Essen Haus where you can buy big boots of
beer and pass them around the table. Anyway my buddy knew some girls there and we ended up hanging out with them. A little
later in the night my buddy tells me that the one girl I kind of hit it off with was looking for someone tall, dark and handsome to go
home with for the night as he was going home with her friend. We went back to her place and goofed off for a while. She was a
varsity swimmer on the swim team and had a great body. Anyway when it all came down to it, I had a bit too much to drink during
the evening and wasn't able to close the deal thanks to a case of "whiskey dick". I guess that would be more like an anti-porn story.
It had a lot of potential but ended up a total FAIL.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Aww she wanted the T Bone and got skirt steak.

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this thread is helping me realize what a loser i was from 17-22.

coed dorms and SIUE. buddy's next door neighbors include this one chick who was pretty hot. i hear that she's into me we go down there (about every 2 weeks we would) and we all go out partying. i get tired when i drink and i drank a bit too much so finally its time to wind down. they set it up to where i'm going to sleep in her room along with another guy because we are out of space in his dorm room. her roommate is gone. i lay in bed with her and get a good 8 hours of shut eye. I heard the next week that she was officially not into me anymore.

One time I was staying in a nice hotel downtown and I managed to hit it off with a fairly well known adult film star. I worked up my courage and asked her to come up to my room and she actually said yes... probably due to the alcohol. We were both hungry so I ordered a room service pizza and I told them that I wanted small mini pizzas as a topping for the pizza. I was more excited about that than the actual sex.

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Maybe you were a burrito back then?

So many old timers on this site, and none of you went through the swinging orgy scene so prevalent in the 70s and 80s? For shame.

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Back then?